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| Most perverted member award 2005 |
| neoncode |
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66% |
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| Kohki |
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22% |
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| Fadia Stalyr |
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0% |
[ 0 ] |
| BakaTulip |
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11% |
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| rurica |
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0% |
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| Total Votes : 9 |
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 Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:12 am
*sniff* I feel so loved. blaugh
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:59 pm
Tenaku For most pervy, I voted for Neo, cuz, well it's rather obvious isn't it? Excrucatingly so....
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:00 pm
Fadia Stalyr Tenaku For most pervy, I voted for Neo, cuz, well it's rather obvious isn't it? Excrucatingly so.... *licks face like a dog*
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:05 pm
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:05 am
Karnell You want perverted? Want me to post an essay I wrote about cannibalism? Edit: Screw it, I'm posting whether you like it or not. It's a college application essay. As I was looking at the list of possible essay topics, I noticed one that said, "Complete the phrase, 'I wish I didn't have to . . . '" So I did that one. Here it is: I wish I didn�t have to eat the bodies in my basement, but if I don�t eat them they are going to go bad. Besides, they�re really starting to smell; I really don�t want to have to clean the barrels to get rid of the smell, but I don�t have any place else to put them since my freezer broke. Personally, I prefer to eat the legs; the legs, usually, are quite tender. Some people might tell me I should cook the bodies but, I don�t know, I kind of like them raw�the bodies retain their juices that way. Sometimes you might a body with lot of juices (usually those aged for about twenty years or so). I little known secret is that you shouldn�t eat the bodies right away . . . Let them marinate first. To do this, hold them over the container of your choice and puncture the chest, creating a few small cavities for the blood to fully coat the body. Make sure to leave the head uncovered, though; the brain is best left unmarinated as it has its own juices. The brain is quite soft and chewy�perfect for making jerky. To make this, you will need to air the dry the brain and purchase a jerky machine. Most people assume these are for beef, but the human brain makes for a much more delectable jerky. For most, finding the bodies is a problem; for me, however, I find that a park is an excellent place to search as the alcohol makes for an exquisite seasoning. Remember to stop their organs right away, though, or else that extra flavor will disappear faster. In conclusion, I feel I�d be the perfect candidate for your college, and I hope you�ll consider me. Perhaps I could even work in the cafeteria! Did you get in!?
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:09 pm
neoncode Karnell You want perverted? Want me to post an essay I wrote about cannibalism? Edit: Screw it, I'm posting whether you like it or not. It's a college application essay. As I was looking at the list of possible essay topics, I noticed one that said, "Complete the phrase, 'I wish I didn't have to . . . '" So I did that one. Here it is: I wish I didn�t have to eat the bodies in my basement, but if I don�t eat them they are going to go bad. Besides, they�re really starting to smell; I really don�t want to have to clean the barrels to get rid of the smell, but I don�t have any place else to put them since my freezer broke. Personally, I prefer to eat the legs; the legs, usually, are quite tender. Some people might tell me I should cook the bodies but, I don�t know, I kind of like them raw�the bodies retain their juices that way. Sometimes you might a body with lot of juices (usually those aged for about twenty years or so). I little known secret is that you shouldn�t eat the bodies right away . . . Let them marinate first. To do this, hold them over the container of your choice and puncture the chest, creating a few small cavities for the blood to fully coat the body. Make sure to leave the head uncovered, though; the brain is best left unmarinated as it has its own juices. The brain is quite soft and chewy�perfect for making jerky. To make this, you will need to air the dry the brain and purchase a jerky machine. Most people assume these are for beef, but the human brain makes for a much more delectable jerky. For most, finding the bodies is a problem; for me, however, I find that a park is an excellent place to search as the alcohol makes for an exquisite seasoning. Remember to stop their organs right away, though, or else that extra flavor will disappear faster. In conclusion, I feel I�d be the perfect candidate for your college, and I hope you�ll consider me. Perhaps I could even work in the cafeteria! Did you get in!?
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:33 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:07 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:11 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:22 pm
Quote: You know what's REALLY good? REAL Baby Back Ribs! With the meat dripping from the bone! Ohhh*drools* YUM! Yeah they should know the rule, if you're bigger, you're higher in the food chain.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:04 pm
Tenaku Quote: You know what's REALLY good? REAL Baby Back Ribs! With the meat dripping from the bone! Ohhh*drools* YUM! Yeah they should know the rule, if you're bigger, you're higher in the food chain. Oooo chains.... Ahh wait what were we talking about? sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:28 am
I think we're talking about the content of McDonalds hamburger patties.
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