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[Death by Ravioli]

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 6:50 pm


What do you remember from when you were a wee little dork?!

Today we went out to Olive Garden. All of us. Pretty cool, eh!? We were talking about memories. Actually I was talking about memories. I'm actually the only person who likes to talk while eating in my family. Anywhoo I was talking about my BARNEY blanket. I was emotionally attached to that blanket until like first grade. Every time the garbage truck came I would start crying and my sister would have to run upstairs and get the blanket for me so I would stop crying. I was also talking about how strange I used to talk. I wasn't able to pronounce so many letters. I would say, "U-emmba!? U supbosed do do dat yestarrday!" While trying to say, "Don't you remember? You were supposed to do that yesterday." I screamed all the time. I was weird. I was either really scared or really angry all the time. All of my siblings were mean back then, too. My mommy always backed me up though.

THAT'S MY LIFE!?
PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:00 pm


PS Dear Mr. The Spork and Crim,
You look like bwaddurs!
Teehee.
Love,
The Me.

[Death by Ravioli]


CrimsonTear

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:06 pm


Far too many to write, so I think im going to do these one at a time each visit to this thread on a seperate day. smile

These are my stories that prove im not supposed to be here, not really memories but more or less stories that i''ve been told of my early infancy. At birth, I was pretty much dead at the start. Born 3 weeks early, came out backwards, umbilical cord wrapped around my neck, pin-sized hole through my heart, and a lung which decided it wanted to hang with the other, so it was on the other side. Hurray for me, I survived thanks to a cool me and modern tech.
Barbecue, Bobby Kearowack''s house, a pool and an unsupervised infant. Apparently i''d been begging to go swimming all day, and while everybody was eating, I got my way. Spotted only by the floating diaper floating on the surface, I was still attached upside down, my brother saved me, go him.
Current house, young age, again unsupervised outside. Almost hit by a volkswagen, go brother who saves me again!
PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:15 pm


Wowie! That's exciting. I wish I had an exciting childhood like that. I mean, how exciting is mental retardation? Ugh...
Anywhoo, yay your brother!
I think my brother was upside down. I think that's what my mom said a couple years ago. Can't remember.

PS I changed my avi. UBER COOLNESS! SHYAH!?

[Death by Ravioli]


[Death by Ravioli]

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:20 pm


Another PS How come the dorks never have any avatar contests? I love those!
PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:24 pm


We did something a little like that not too long ago. Check pages 2 or 3 if its not on the first.

CrimsonTear


[Death by Ravioli]

PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:13 am


I see, I see.
Whoa... Weren't you holding a book?!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:56 am


That I was, but no longer to I burden my avatar with sucha heavy item, I mean really he doesnt even wear a shirt!

But as for this thread's purpose. A new day, a new visit, a new memory!
Back in my old kindergarten, before everybody grew and I didnt, I was one fast mofo. Nowadays everybody's legs are longer than mine, and I move twice as fast just to keep up! But back then things were different, we all were short xp So yea, being so fast, I could always get the best toy coming in from recess, that toy being the coolest ninja turtle of all time. Everybody knows NAMELESS TMNT RIP-OFF IS THE COOLEST. In any case, he could do just about everything because he transformed in about 100 different ways and had tons of attachable parts. There was one day where I didnt get him, and thats because I didnt hear the whistle to come in, and that scumbucket Jason Hanscom STOLE HIM FROM ME! Thats all folks! I never forgave him....

CrimsonTear


[Death by Ravioli]

PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 4:56 pm


Teehee.
I have a kindergarten memory too.
Me and Samantha were bestest friends. We did everything together. One day a little before Christmas we were making decorations for the classroom. She says something about Santa and I say Santa isn't real. Then she says he is because her mom told her so. I say, "Well, your mommy's a liar."
We weren't friends after that. I got in trouble.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:07 am


I walked in to a lamp post...dull I know but it bloody HURT!

Thanks i needed to share that with someone...I know feel like a better snowwomen!

Hoppy happy HIPPY


Elder Keebs

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:02 pm


I thought the pink power ranger was really hot. ninja
PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:27 pm


I used to live in Idaho and we lived about 20 miles down a dirt road with no other people around for miles.......I didn't live there for a really long time, but I remember the coolest thing about living out there was the lightning storms. About a quarter mile from my house there was a junk yard for old cars and there was one huge rubber tire. I got in it and a storm came in. I was about 6 years old and I was so scared of getting hit, that I waited the whole thing out and it was awesome...I'll never forget it.

Flux_o_color


Elder Keebs

PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:11 am


Flux_o_color
I used to live in Idaho and we lived about 20 miles down a dirt road with no other people around for miles.......I didn't live there for a really long time, but I remember the coolest thing about living out there was the lightning storms. About a quarter mile from my house there was a junk yard for old cars and there was one huge rubber tire. I got in it and a storm came in. I was about 6 years old and I was so scared of getting hit, that I waited the whole thing out and it was awesome...I'll never forget it.
Idaho? I thought that state was a myth. I don't know a single soul who's been there. How many people actually know what Idaho actually looks like? Where is it located?

As far as I was concerned, the government made it up so that we could have 50 states.

But now all the things I believed have been shattered.

Idaho is such an illusive little state.
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