Pineapple Hero Tales
The room stood silent in a dramatic action movie pause. Pineapple Hero stared blankly at mayor Adie for a time, wondering, "... maybe I should get the hell out of here?" but Koro spoke up.
"Lord Fau-whaaaaaaaaa??? eek "
"Lord Fauko you delicious looking Ducky!! domokun " Adie pressed the back of her hand against her forehead and gave a dramatic sigh, "Ohhhh... what will we do? This evil..! Oh the tears I have shed because of his evil ways!! see? I'm crying now, he's so horrible! I can grow crops with my tears!!!"
"Yes! Yes he is! emo the most horrible of all horrible!! ... hey, growing crops with tears-!" Angel started but Adie immediately smacking Angel in the arm.
Pineapple Hero blinked a few times, "Wow... so uh... what's he done?"
"Huh?" Adie suddenly stopped crying.
"... Whats he done? You know! Has he burned down cities, robbed banks, cheated on his taxes..?"
"Peed in the pool?" Koro added.
"Um..." Adie looked to Angel for help, but after that smack she wasn't going to do anything for her stare "Well uh... we don't know."
"... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?! scream " Pineapple Hero jumped up, "Did I come all the way here for nothing?!"
"Now now... sweatdrop its not what you think! ... or it might be 4laugh Let me explain..!" Adie begged.
"If you think for one moment-" Pineapple Hero began. But before she could finish there was a loud, "BANG!"
"Erm... Angel will you go-"
"No! stressed "
"Ohhhh!! come on, I'm sorry!!"
"HEY!!" A girl shouted from downstairs, "Where's the Mayor? Don't you know a real hero has arrived?!"
"We come in peeeaaace!!" a melodic voice said after.
"Pineapple Hero..." Koro said in a low voice, "That sounds like-"
"HEY!!" A girl dressed in evil atire entered the room, "Where's the chick that runs this town?"
A cute bunny girl leaped and pirouetted into the room, and deeply bowed, "Helloooooo to allll!!" She stood up straight and gasped in excitement, "Why..! Pineapple Heroooooooooooooo!!! It's so good to see yoooooooou!!" The bunny girl embraced Pineapple Hero in a hug so quickly no one saw her do run across the room.
"I've been better, Tragic stare " Pineapple Hero mumbled.
"Well, well. If it isn't my rival, Pineapple Loser twisted "
"Why you..!!!!! scream "
Koro and Tragic combined forces to hold Pineapple Hero back, "Don't Pineapple Hero!! Not infront of clients!!!"
The evil looking girl smirked and walked over to Adie's desk and leaned in close till she was no more than three inches from her face, "The names Yennon. And I'm the one you want for the job."
"O-Oh sweatdrop "
"Here you go..!" Yennon slid a lidded platter under Adie's nose and removed the top, "Rotisserie Grunny. Hunted and cooked by my own hands, just for you."
Adie and Angel both began to drool, "You're Hired!!!! blaugh " they said together.
"Wait just a damn minute!!! scream " Everyone in the room turned to the very angry Pineapple Hero, "I'm the one for the job and I can prove it!!!" she rounded on Yennon, who still had a smug look, "I challenge you for the position!!!"
Written By YennonCrow and QueenNanami
