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Jessica Malatori

PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:52 pm


HERO Lissuh
Jessica Malatori
HERO Lissuh
Because I'm a jedi.
That is ALWAYS the answer.

For example, "Why did you steal that car?" "Because I'm a Jedi!" "OH MY GOD. YOU JUST PUNTED THAT FIVE YEAR OLD IN THE FACE! Why would you do that!?" "Because I'm a Jedi." "Why did you TP Billy's house?" "He messed with my lightsaber. I am a Jedi."


Shouldn't you be getting Dark Side points then? LOL

The Dark Side don't want me.
I ate all their cookies and killed all their Draco Malfoys.


Sith-made cookies are the best!

Draco Malfoy though... is not evil. Just a spoiled brat who ... dabbles in evil. His sexy father though... He's another story xD.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:49 pm


Jessica Malatori
Sith-made cookies are the best!

Draco Malfoy though... is not evil. Just a spoiled brat who ... dabbles in evil. His sexy father though... He's another story xD.

Nuh huh. My friend made poisoned snickerdoodles today. They were the best damned poisoned cookies I ever ate.

Seriously. She said to me, "Here, have a cookie. I put some rat poison in it." So I took a cookie and I ate it. And then she said, "... What if there was really poison in there?" "Well then it'd be the best damned poisoned cookie EVER. And then I would eat more."

HERO Lissuh

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