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 Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:57 pm
Yeah my original thread was deleted by some a*****e. I can't due my scheduled mid-ppv update of it because someone is a douche bag. So anyway, once more welcome to the blog spot of Esoteric. I would prefer to continue in my old thread, but thats apparently not an option. Yes by the way I am going to continue on about how some cocksucker deleted my thread, and I will continue to go on about it. And the real douche bag in this situation is whoever continued to read along through my endless whining and bitching. So whoever deleted my thread is a douche nozzle c**k sucking a*****e, and I hope overweight muslim garbage collectors brutally gang rape you.
It is a option, I moved the other one back here!
-Cartwright
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:33 pm
Monday May 12, 2008. 9:53 PM
As many of you have noticed the name of my blog has changed. This is due to the fact that I will no longer be teaching you the Druid's words. I will however be ranting and raving to my hearts content and giving you all the updates on what goes on in my crazy head.
First things is first. What is on everybody's mind? One Night Stand. At One Night stand Bloody Reich are going to kick the C-Men's a**, and let thier Navy buddies lick their wounds. So for those of you that don't get that. I just said the Marines eat c**. Anywho, the match will no doubt come down between Bloody Reich and Tavarius and myself. I'm letting it be know now. This goes out to Snypa and Atrocity. We may be buddies, we may be chums, hell we may even go kick it at a bar after shows and smoke the indo and party with bitches, but if you try and come between the Inquisition and what is ours... We will hurt you, and we will do it without emotion, regret or mercy. I would willingly throw you oth off of the cell and into a blazing inferno for my belt.
Now of course I gotta plug some merchandise. First off as you know Tavarius and I reccently starred in a documentary that portrays the rise and fall of The Renegades. The DVD is called Rent-A-Gays. Nothing big.
What I am very proud of is Tavarius' and my debut CD called 'Divine Intervention' Featuring tracks that we have performed before like Hostel Pentecostal' New tracks such as 'Sweet Sticky Icky' and 'Ritual Sacrifice' featuring Samoa Dan, Snypa Rifle, Planetary Outerspace, T.I and Eminem. We also have a new DVD called '0505' Which is a dvd of Tavarius and I having random drunken adventures and partying down in Mexico for Cinco De Mayo. Pretty ill s**t. Well... what I can remember of it anyway.
Now I got a lot of mail about my most recent freestyle where I proceeded to diss everyone in the locker room. People ask why. Well its quite simple, I aint seen any fish in the talent pool since Tavarius and I decided to splish splash. I mean plus who is next after we annihilate C5 and The Marines? Bloody Reich? Yeah right. I got a feeling they've pissed off a lot of people recently and have bitten off more than they could chew. Either way though C5 and The Marines are finished after One Night Stand. They will be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are nowhere near our level.
These are the words of the Esoterrorist
~Esoterrorist
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:43 pm
Tuesday may 13, 2008 9:36 pm
Today I bring you a very special blog. Normally I like to address the fans and let them know whats going on inside my head. i feel that it kinda lets everyone get to know me. However today, in celebration of my new blog. I think I'm going to do something different and address superstars directly.
C5 & The Marines: Tonight in The Druid's Prophecy match you have no chance. In fact, I predict about halfway through things will get a bit too hot for you guys. Which of course will narrow it down to Bloody Reich VS Tav and Me.
Bloody Reich: I warned you. I ******** WARNED YOU! WE warned you that coming between us and what is ours will result in your downfall. However during my warning not once ever did I disrespect you. Either of you. However... during your show on EEW.com. You compared Tavarius and I to the C-Men and The Marines. You intertwined our fate to them. Not once did I did that. I never was that disrespectful. That hurt. I mean, I feel as if I have been stabbed in the back. That hurt guys. It really did. We never went that low. Never. I'm ashamed to call you my friends after that.
Anywho! What the ******** is up AMERICA! I am blogging here live from One Nights stand! Tonight on the card we know what I'm involved in. All I can say about the rest of the card is WOW! Heyman splitting the brands, Jarel VS Shadow. I think a mistake that may come back around to haunt Jarel is that Heyman forgot to book Animok. Now... I'm not saying this to down talk Jarel or anything. I'm just saying from Personal experience with Shadow... he always has something up his sleeve. Plus then you have a character like Animok, who apparently loves violence. Now if hes just sitting in the back being bored, and his "master" is hurt and defending his title... Anyone see where I'm going with this?
Then we have Speed. To be quite honest I was checkin' out the competition on Speed. Namely their tag division. All I can say is THANK GOD Tavarius and I are not competing on that show. I think our boredom would be so great that we'd leave EEW permanently to pursue our rap careers. Then die of a cocaine overdose at age 26. Thank god.
I crucified Mary last week to give Snypa an advantage. Thats true. Why did I do that? Well its quite simple. First I thought Snypa was a homie, but then he threw my name into the same bucket as Semen and Navy Seals. Second was... I like Jed. He embraces his faith, which is a good thing. He has great potential, good intentions, but bad ideas. Its like when you get a fine b***h, but then your homie warns you that her neden is laced with v.d.
In politicle news this week Mick Foley has appeared on SWA, EEW's newest competition. He has this HUGE bodyguard named Laic. Holy s**t man that guy is even bigger than Snypa. Word has it hes a war vet too. Now I support our troops. However word also has it that during a mission in Baghdad Laic abandoned his post and his platoon which caused a mission failure and heavy U.S casualties. Apparently he served over a decade in a military prison in Guantanamo bay, in a sector specialized for traitors, deserters and murderers in the military. I hear he got let out by providing information about high ranking officers selling information to the highest bidders. But still, Military backround, prison life, and war vet. I would not want to ******** with that mofo. I watched his match with JJ The Jet. I feel bad for that poor kid. His debut match and he gets his career ended. Poor b*****d. Foley picked a good one this time. I think the only way hes gonna be stopped would be to rat pack him like bitches.
So tavarius and i were kicken it in our hotel last night and drinking. We got a good buzz and that mother ******** calls for room service. Now we had this fine beezy of a server that came to our door. So that mother ******** stripped down naked, answered the door, the two went into the hallway and I didn't see him at all for the rest of the night. I on the other hand was pleasantly wasted, but still decided to go to a bar. Needless to say Tavarius picked me up the next morning out of the local police holding cell. Apparently I went on a drunken stupor and got myself into a fight with some punk named Diego Alva. I have no clue who he is. From the police report and witness testimonies he was haterising on me so I just cocked my fist back and blew his ********' grill out on the street. I saw the pictures of his various injuries the next morning. He looked like a b***h from the start.
Thats it for now.
Here to show you what terror is
~ The Esoterrorist
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:37 pm
One Night Stand 2008 Tavarius and I successfully retained our championship. With the help of Shadow. I'm not happy about it. I feel as if I was ribbed from my glory. However I'll take the win. I fing a sense of unstability with Bloody Reich. I look at their actions and then look at mine and Tavs overall plan. The two things do not mesh well. I guess its good we were drafted to different shows. I was starting to get burnt out. Which necessarily isn't a bad thing. Neil Young said "Its better to burn out than to fade away" That was requoted by Kurt Cobain. So I guess I'm on the right track.
I'm glad Tavarius and I were the first draft picks, but to leave burn is also a sad thing. I mean, thats where I met Tavarius. Thats where we started. Our messages and visions were the same, so the night I arrived was the night I met my partner. Taking us away from Burn is like taking us out of our home. However once more on the positive side, Drown is fresh and new. Just like I told kardok and the Renegades. They're old news. Time for the new cats, the Inquisition to shine. Plus like I said we were the first people to be drafted, plus we're the only members of the Drown roster that holds gold. We got that on our side as well. So Tavarius and I will start the s**t off with a bang and perform a track from our latest album So be sure to peep that.
Chaos says that after Burn he won't be with C5 anymore. Well I think he should give himself to the light and join up with the real talent. Hes is curreently C5's shining star. If Cartwright would of dropped Casey and used Chris things might of worked better in their tag matches.
I had my first conversation with Animok. Man he reminds me of a young Shadow. I mean Shadow before the emo s**t. Shadow who loved to hurt people, Shadow who set me on fire, Shadow who I went to hell and back with. Yet nothing seems to interest him. Snypa stalks him, and he ignores Snypa. Snypa attacks him, and Animok does not retaliate. I just don't get him. there has to be more to him than just wanting to be involved in violence.
Gangstas paradise will be the last match where I meet C2 and Bloody Reich. After that they stay on Burn, and tavarius and I go to drown to defend our titles against the Marines. Sounds good to me. Tavarius, Dan and I go back to where we belong. By ourselves. This is nothing against The Reich, its just like I said earlier. Their actions, and our intentions do not mix.
In other news EEW will be competing in the thirn annual gaia X-Cup! I think Kardok and Johnny Raven are the only two on team EEW thats worth a s**t.
Team GWWF has some great competition though. Codi Page and Saint Joey? I wonder how Kardok will handle facing his rival who is representing another company. GCW is back for thier second X-Cup. i can't judge too much on what they have to bring. After Harli betrayed them and cost them the X-Cup in 2006 they have a long road ahead of them. Jed is captain for team WWFG. Jed's been in a wrestling ring since cavemen hunted dinosaurs. With his veteran experiance he just may be able to lead his team to victory. Who knows? Me honestly? I could care less.
Well that about wraps up the blog from here at One Night Stand.
Here to show you what terror is
~ The Esoterrorist
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:40 pm
Burn and Drown Friday July 4, 2008 Well what can I say today? I have so much to say today. Lets go in order shall we? Last week on Burn we defeated C5 in Gangsta's Paradise. More or less C5 prematurely detonated. So they're broken up now. Great for them. What i remember most is Atrocity thinking that his d**k is bigger than it actually is, and getting his teeth kicked outta his mouth for his efforts. That coat tail riding piece of s**t! Prior to the match on Cardok's rock lounge, Atrocity and Snypa accused me and Tavarius of riding their coat tails. Well fellas, I don't see any gold around your waist. ES The Esoteric is undefeated. Then, later during the match. Atrocity betrayed us with more than just words. Atrocity attempted to light me, Tavarius, and Dan on fire, and homie... we don't play that s**t. If Atrocity reads this let me ask you 'Hows your face feel?" Snypa tried to soak everyone in gasoline, and that didn't work either. We saw that s**t coming miles away. Do some research fellas, find out what 'The Inquisition' is! As far as I'm concerned, everyone on Burn can Drown.
Speaking of Drown lets move on. The Inquisition VS The Marines for the titles was off the chain! Kodiak and Creeker really brought the heat. The crowd loved it, and no one coould of asked for better. I tell you guys, I have never seen Kodiak so focused before. He even pulled double time and had two matches in one night. It was intense.
I see a few new factions rising in Drown. I must say the most interesting ones yet have to be LWO. I guess mainly because in some way Tavarius and I can relate to the thugishness of them. Then you got the Kings Of The Jungle. A possum and a raccoon. These green guys, I honestly don't know what to think of them. I guess only time will tell.
Until then...
Here to show you what terror is.
~ The Esoterrorist
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:57 pm
Dear Esoterrorist,
In the gasoline incident, I think that Snypa was just trying to get to Atrocity...you guys just happened to be in the ring.
Grayson
Dear Eso,
When will you look to get more gold?
Marshal.
Dear Esoteric,
You suck.
-Diego Alva.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:09 am
Dear Grayson, Snypa knew we were in the ring as well. How could he now? He was in the ring next to us. Hes a shifty a** snake in the grass, and we won't be trusting him again anytime soon!
Dear Marshal, I will get back to you on that. I think EEW management forgot the deal The Inquisition made with the Reich, although The Reich is to blame for not being able to keep thier bargain. I handed Snypa the major distraction and win on a platter, and he couldn't follow through. Atrocity on the other hand was dead weight to begin with. Snypa is better off solo.
and a** for you Diego Alva you punk b***h! Don't bother watchin' your back, because I'm commin at you from the front. Its just like my good buddy Kamach once said.
"You see my face when I attack// No Ski hat or a Jason mask//"
~ The Esoterrorist
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:28 am
Dear Eso
Did you see Jed's promo, it was shooting on you, it was alright.
From Jesse Taylor
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:54 pm
Dear Eso,
What do you think about Kodiak's new atitude? What I mean is that he isn't the moron that get stuck in bad spots thanks to his words. How close do you think that Marines were taking the Tag team championship away from Tav and you? I still think Creeker needs to grow up and learn how to use his strength and ability! You know he is only 22!?! What do you think?
From Alexis lontown
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:12 pm
Dear Jesse, I could care less about Jed. He's nowhwere near my level. I'm gonna go talk to Barker and see about taking his belt from him when I kick his a**! By the way, if Jed doesn't know... Back when Tav and I were teamed with the Reich we ran a train on Mary. Talk to Snypa. He set up the hidden cameras.
Dear Alexis, Every time I step into the ring with the marines they kick mine and tav's asses, yet we come out on top. I'm undefeated in EEW, and I'd like to keep it that way. Although if I do lose to anyone, I'd want it to be The Marines. Kodiak in my eyes has established himself as the base of the team. he seems to support Creeker more, and more often than not Kodiak gets his a** kicked because he ends up having to save Creeker. I honestly look forward to more matches with the Marines.
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:19 pm
Dear Eso,
It's clear to me you have respect for The Marines, but at EEW Barely Legal you are defending the Tag Team Titles with Tavarius in a Stretcher Match against them!
This could be bad news for your reign if they are able to punish you enough to get you strapped on to those stretchers! Any stratedgy on how you'll survive?
From
Katelyn Moore
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:02 am
Dear Kate,
Order Barely Legal. You're gonna see a whole new side of The Inquisition...
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:35 pm
In regards to losing our titles at the Pay per view, theres no excuse I have to offer. Tavarius and I were not on top of our game. We had spiritual commitments and The Marines capitalized. I offer no excuse. I'm not going to mock the Marines for their victory or disgrace it. What I planned on doing was hitting the gym. Training with Tav and then cashing in on our rematch clause. That was the plan... Until Animok showed up on Drown. I wont deny that he too got the best of me. Then he hit me with a bombshell. He dropped an envelope on me, and when I opened it I saw a contract. After reviewing it I have decided that it is within my best interest to lay low for a bit. Now this doesn't mean I'm not gonna be kicking a** and entertaining the crowd. This just means no more rap. I'm canceling my tour for my album. I'm canceling all guest appearances for other shows. I'm also canceling the press conference to promote EEW's annual birthday show coming up in a matter ow weeks. I'd love to offer an explanation, but I've been served a gag order. Infact... I think this is all i can say at this point in time.
Please... Keep ya Faith.
Soon you will all see what Terror truely is
~ The Esoterrorist
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:42 pm
It It would seem that things have come full circle here in EEW. Lets have a look back shall we? I come to EEW and take Tav away from the Renegades. I get my first victory in EEW when Tavarius and I defeated Kardok. Now it seems that at December to Dismember Tavarius and I get to regain our tag team titles by once more defeating the man who got me started on this winning track. The Marines failed. They let down not only the fans, but the entire roster of Drown.
Infact! I dare say Tavarius and I were the only Drown superstars who did not let the crowd down. In every interbrand match Drown lost except for the match represented by us. That means we are Drown's most valuable players, and at December to Dismember. We will prove it once again when The Prophet and The Druid step into the ring, and take out Kardok and Dark Saint with Divine Intervention.
I encourage you all to order DTD and watch as The Inquisition shows every tag team on the roster how its done.
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