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 Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:14 pm
As of Sunday, April 27, 2008, I, Lion Sora, am an ordained minister by the Universal Life Church. Quote: As a minister with the Universal Life Church (ULC), its own denomination, you are granted the following: The ability to perform marriages within your state, following the rules laid out by the state in which you wish to perform said marriage. * To perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you wish to perform, except circumcision. * To start a church of your own, be it a bricks and mortar building or on the internet. * To absolve others of their sins as you have been absolved of yours. One religion by one, I will assimilate. I thought I should share with you all. Next up: Pastafarianism
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:00 pm
I should make it clear that I do not intend on calling you "father" anything, sir.
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:28 am
Father, I have sinned. I've had sex with four people behind eachother's backs. Also, I drank ten shots of vodka in one sitting with a cigar or six. Is there any way you will be able to fix that?
Unrelated: I grew stubble and shot up twelve inches.
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:12 pm
Wait, all of that is bad?
Oops.
I knew there was a reason I was gnostic.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:58 pm
Lion Sora As of Sunday, April 27, 2008, I, Lion Sora, am an ordained minister by the Universal Life Church. Quote: As a minister with the Universal Life Church (ULC), its own denomination, you are granted the following: The ability to perform marriages within your state, following the rules laid out by the state in which you wish to perform said marriage. * To perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you wish to perform, except circumcision. * To start a church of your own, be it a bricks and mortar building or on the internet. * To absolve others of their sins as you have been absolved of yours. One religion by one, I will assimilate. I thought I should share with you all. Next up: Pastafarianism ... you're my hero.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:26 am
may I be the guardian of our church, Father?
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