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 Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:42 pm
So today, i was at a bookstore looking for some books, when i came across a book about the jungle. I flipped throughout the pages, and found this. THE JESUS CHRIST LIZARD .No joke. This lizard can 'walk' on water. I thought this was funny and though i should share it with you.
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:40 pm
I think there is an evolution joke here somewhere.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 3:42 pm
Further proof that Jesus was a cold-blooded, reptilian monster-man.
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:44 am
Is it really called that or does it have a more normally used name? XD
I guess Jesus must've been good at manipulating the water's surface tension. XDDDDDDD
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:06 am
Daffodil the Destroyer Is it really called that or does it have a more normally used name? XD I guess Jesus must've been good at manipulating the water's surface tension. XDDDDDDD Actually, it's called the "frilled lizard," and it mostly lives in Australia. Now I have two walking on water theories: 1) Jesus was a ninja. 2) Jesus was a giant frilled lizard in a human suit.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 5:30 am
hagane danbira Daffodil the Destroyer Is it really called that or does it have a more normally used name? XD I guess Jesus must've been good at manipulating the water's surface tension. XDDDDDDD Actually, it's called the "frilled lizard," and it mostly lives in Australia. Now I have two walking on water theories: 1) Jesus was a ninja. 2) Jesus was a giant frilled lizard in a human suit. Or... he was a Giant Ninja Lizard Man! domokun
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:10 am
Or he was a complete fiction, and therefore able to do anything.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:46 am
WritelySo Or he was a complete fiction, and therefore able to do anything. Or that. But it is a damn cool lizard, despite the name.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:21 am
WritelySo Or he was a complete fiction, and therefore able to do anything. Yes, as opposed to non-fictional Giant Ninja Lizard Men.
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Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:41 pm
hagane danbira Daffodil the Destroyer Is it really called that or does it have a more normally used name? XD I guess Jesus must've been good at manipulating the water's surface tension. XDDDDDDD Actually, it's called the "frilled lizard," and it mostly lives in Australia. Now I have two walking on water theories: 1) Jesus was a ninja. 2) Jesus was a giant frilled lizard in a human suit. It must be number two; Mythbusters had a ninja episode where they busted all sorts of ninja myths, including the waterwalking one. xp
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:15 pm
Daffodil the Destroyer hagane danbira Daffodil the Destroyer Is it really called that or does it have a more normally used name? XD I guess Jesus must've been good at manipulating the water's surface tension. XDDDDDDD Actually, it's called the "frilled lizard," and it mostly lives in Australia. Now I have two walking on water theories: 1) Jesus was a ninja. 2) Jesus was a giant frilled lizard in a human suit. It must be number two; Mythbusters had a ninja episode where they busted all sorts of ninja myths, including the waterwalking one. xp You guys really are aware that I was making a joke, right?
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Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:50 am
Um... can't you tell I'm making a joke on top of yours? XD
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 2:57 pm
Haha, someone was having fun there. ...great. Now all I can think about is exactly what that means for the ninja-pirate war. xD
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 8:01 pm
I've actually seen these things walk (more like run) on water. It's actually pretty cool and they can move pretty damn fast.
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