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Cursed by Cupid Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:55 pm
Name: Barry Fitzgerald Player: Rabid Ice Weasel Stage: Testing the Waters Seeing: Taavi
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:55 pm
Barry's Profile Name: Barry Fitzgerald Age: I am not sure Gender: Male Sexuality: I do not know what to write in this field. I cannot see myself in a relationship with a man or a woman. Species: Urisk Any Children?: One, a toddler. About Me: There is not much to say. I am a halfbreed Irish sidhe and quite lonely. Hobbies: Toymaking, writing, hiking, swimming Talents: I am a fair swimmer and quite good with my hands Looking For: I am looking for a companion; one who will not dominate me nor force me to dominate. I am new. They must be patient, and they must be interesting. Other: There is nothing more to say.
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Cursed by Cupid Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:39 pm
 º Barry is 1/2 Human and 1/2 Urisk
º His hair is green, but dyed black after the one shedding on the White Day
º He was born in Ireland
º He builds toys and sells them online
º He is, in all technicality, completely asexual. Urisks can bud or breed alone if they so wish, and rarely do. There is no real need for a mate.
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:40 pm

Exterior
 Deep within the hills just outside of Barton East sits a small home, just barely close enough to civilization to receive electricity and indoor plumbing. Beside it sits a pleasant lake.
The Hills
 The hills surrounding the home are full of beautiful flora, along with the occasional cave and curious fairy ring. Spending enough time there, one may perhaps meet one of the fae folk dwelling within.
The Lake
 The lake is a calm pool of water, likely formed at the same time as the hills. It is a home to fish and ducks alike, not to mention a great deal of cattails and lilypads.
Interior
 The cabin contains only four rooms and a front and back porch. Most rooms are small and humble.
Front Porch
 The porch is covered and adorned with only two wooden pillars.
Main Room
 Upon entering the home, you are immediately in the kitchen/dining room/living room; the central hub of the whole place. Here you can cook, watch TV, eat, or attempt to do all three at once!
Quinn's Bedroom
 Previously a storage room, this is certainly not the largest of all of the rooms, but it has been made cozy. The side table, dresser, mirror, and rug were all previously stored junk.
Bathroom
 To the left of the main room and closest to the front wall is the bathroom. It's fairly standard as such things go.
Master Bedroom
 The other door to the left of the main room leads you to Barry's room. It only has a dresser, a desk, and a plain bed, all handmade. The computer sitting on the desk is used solely for Barry's business.
Back Porch
 The back porch is only partially covered, and there is a handmade, cushioned bench beneath that overhang. The rest of the porch is open to the sky and stairs lead down to the back of the house.
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:40 pm
  -Relation: Child
-Name: Quinn Fitzgerald -Nicknames: Quinny, Brat, Honey -Gender: Hermaphroditic -Race: Sin'aeis
-Element: Banana -Stage: Toddler -Physical Appearence: Zhe is a child of average size and build, round-faced and chubby. Zher skin is a darker Caucasian, and zhe seems to sport bizarre leopard-like markings all over. How curious! Zher eyes are yellow and of a bit of an odd shape at the moment also. As far as zher gender goes, zher external reproductive organs are male, but zhe also has partial internal female reproductive organs.
-Personality: Quinn tends to cry often, especially when left alone, and can't seem to sleep through the night. Zhe is a it colicky and is prone to temper tantrums. One can only wonder why. Zher only calm seems to come when given non-toxic finger paints to smear, a Jivvin to cuddle, or a toy to help build. -Likes: Water, friendly company, painting, toys -Dislikes: The dark, being alone, raised voices
-Abilities: Ability to understand the schematics/plans of an object -Affinities: Working with metals -Aversions: ---
-Sexuality: --- -Status: ---
Relation: Pet
Name: Kaschultz Race: Jivvin Rank: Olplyn
Personality: Frankly, unless you are his family or of some use to him, Kas couldn't care less if you exist or not. Once you're on his good list, though? Then you're in for good, no exceptions.
Other: Since Kas was abandoned by his bond and simply taken in, he is immortal and incapable of conversing telepathically with his family. He probably couldn't care less, though.
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:41 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:42 pm
04/21/08 º Letter received and filled out 04/21/08 º Custom bought!
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:43 pm
The Letter
Congratulations Barry,
Our state of the art equipment informs us that your love life sucks. But don't despair! We at Cupid's Chokehold are here to improve your miserable chances at finding a partner. Using our revolutionary profiling system, we can find find the match that's right for you, and send you down the path toward true happiness. Simply fill out the attached form and send it back to us in the pre-addressed envelope enclosed. After you complete this laughably simple process, we will contact you with the details of your first date.
Signed, Joesph Thomas Alexander XV 1/2
Barry rubbed the back of his neck. Love life? Partner? What kind of place was this, promising such things? He tapped a pen on the dining room table and sighed. He really should just throw the damn thing out and keep making his doll house...but it was so goddamn compelling! He huffed and plopped down to fill it out. What harm could it do, after all?
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