-SMACK!-
Okay, seriously, I was at a church youth group meeting last night. We were bored so we decided to screw around. I began chasing the youth minister around the basement. As he tried to cut me off by slamming a door behind him, he underestimated my speed and how fast I could catch up to him. The door slammed into my skull, opening a wide and deep gash above my right eyebrow. I flew back five feet in what the Youth Assistant described as "A Wile E. Cyote scene." I quickly began bleeding quickly from my wound.
I'm okay. It looks like I was knocked unconsious, but I was laughing through the whole thing. I suffered very minimal brain damage and got 7 stitches to sew the wound up. I know, it doesn't even look that bad from this picture. It's gonna leave a nice scar, which I'm honestly excited about, but this couldn't have come at a more oportune time...Prom is next weekend.
Dun-dun-DAH!!
So, I hope you enjoyed this picture. You finally see my personal image, and it is quite hillarious. I have a picture saved on my phone as my wallpaper. My girlfriend and mother sat through the ER with me, watching me get sewen up like Frankenstien. The next day (today), I went to school and had to explain the story to several people, half of those, I don't talk to much, or at all.
Today, I begin taking drugs to ease the pain, so I'm gonna get real loopy, real fast.
Have a great day, Anbu Black Ops!
~Saluk Antiwii~
