-The "X" Philes-
It was a dark silent night in Townsville, The Mayor was sleeping silently, the villains mourning their defeat while working together to break out of jail were asleep. Why, even the petty street whores were now asleep in the brothel. But, somewhere, in the midst of the city-town in a white house with three circle windows a professor lived. He, the only awake man in the town, was working on an experiment. As always. This one, however, wasn't going to fail. Yes, the apple and the orange experiment was completely petty to this NEW-BRAND-NEW idea.
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Clinks and Clanks could be heard all throughout the young man's house, coming from the basement, where all the greatest failure plans took place in the city. Well, the most well thought ones anyway...
This house's occupant however, had plenty of leeway with his current failures; for, this man was the town's one and only "certified" Scientist. The man was very lonely though, thus- since he was a believer of true love and abstinence, he decided he would literally create himself daughters. In fact, when he made them, he'd announce it to the Mayor, heck! The entire town! He'd be filthy rich for successfully making three young females from nothing but science!
That was the planful thought that of course spurred the sudden stop of rowdy clinks, clangs and other sounds that can't be described through mere words.
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Hours later after the last experiment was cleaned and the "Operation create Kin" also known as "OCK" (because the authoress doesn't like typing that out.) began... Little did he know, he left a certain drug near his project OCK working area. Oh how that small bottle was going to screw around. It was going to get it's revenge.
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The young professor was looking through his house, gathering sugars, spices and other nice, girl things. He did, however, purposely leave out the things that could be related to puberty. Oh goodness no he wasn't going to put up with that kind of thing since he didn't know how many of these females he could end up making. He did know though that a lack of that one thing could cause future problems, so~ he made up the missing link with a few extra bras, puppies and lipstick. Blushing furiously about the fact he had touched a bra found in the drawer from the previous owner's wife, the professor lugged all the seemingly random items down to his basement.
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The professor released a weary sigh "I never thought these things would be so heavy..." he spoke as he finished getting his experiment's requirements down to the cleared area in which the experiment was to take place. He had set out a large kettle, big enough to be mistaken for a medieval jacuzzi over a large, science made flame.
He then began the experiment, he started off with the liquid materials first and brought them to a boil. This, of course, was made of Chocolate Milk, Sunny D, various juices and sodas.
He then proceeded to the larger items he had gathered together; He added the puppies, kittens, lollipops, bras, shoes, Dresses, pink Ipods and laptops then smaller things such as the lipsticks and fake nails. The Authoress doesn't know how he had happened to possessed these items though, all the stores were closed and he had never left the house. Perhaps he was a fan of seeing himself in drag....
As the professor mourned over his loss of feminine items silently in a man-like manner, he began to stir the melting pot of womanhood. Yes, this kettle will create woman. The thing man cannot live without.
The professor's train of thought was broken fastly as he heard a "Bloop!" noise. He looked in the the kettle only to see the bottle of "x" he had used on innocent lab mice earlier that day.
"Crap dangit!" The professor exclaimed as he tried to pull the drug from his kettle of woman sludge, he wasn't going to go from innocent daughters to rebellious crack-whores!
There was a bright side to that horrible thought though, if they were whores he could be a pimp and ditch the life of science.
"Noononono!" He wispered silently, going back to his innocent science loving self; science was his life and he wasn't exactly the pimping type. He could possible be arrested for that too since he still didn't know how old this sludge would made these girls.. or she-males, this WAS still an experiment.
While thinking, the professor finally fetched the bottle from his (Currently) woman goo. But, he was too late and the pills had disovled into the goo. (Toon laughs evilly) Actually it's what made it goo. He doesn't know that though. He also doesn't know he's been infected by his drug-goo.
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The professor gave a groan of defeat realizing his experiment to create woman had failed. He didn't care anymore. He tipped over the massive kettle and watching the ugly goo slowly move its way out of it's prison.
While the professor watched his failure creep its way out of the prison, he thought he saw some hair. "It's just a puppy or kitten.." he told himself, realizing it was silly or maybe cruel, to put animals into the mixture in the first place.
A pang of guilt hit him after thinking a bit more about that fact, but it was soon erased at he noticed it wasn't one of the puppies or kittens but, an actual girl, no older than seven years old perhaps. Then, he saw two more- one with red hair and one with blonde hair. The first girl was scowling, looking at him with pure anger. The second was just watching the scene and the third and twirling around clueless to the world.
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To be continued. DUN DUN DUN. O_O Toon needs to go to bed. Mrr... she's tired so this is going to be more than one post. xP
'Night.
HAR HAR! I think Doozi might be proof reading me. YESS. Oh, and I'm pretty sure the professor put puppies and stuff into that pot in the cartoon intro.. I'm going to check on that. D:
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OHHEMMMGEEEE, I'm posting this in P&S too! YAY~! In case you didn't know this is totally a PowerPuff Girls Crackfic I'm thinking about posting on ff.net after I'm done writing. xD
