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LilaTheMoo
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:44 am

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Veras Gunn

I ******** hate children. Not all children in general, the noisy ******** buggers who like to poke their nose in anyone's business if it includes something shiny. Any handheld I own and use in public areas is often subject to dozens of small children who, due to their growing minds(not their problem, but I'm pissed) are curious about what the ******** I'm playing. I'm given one of three options when this happens:

1) Ignore them(never works)
2) Be an a**(Don't like that one)
3) Humor them(worse of them all, yet I do it all the time).

So here I am. A 17 year old male, sitting in a mall waiting for my mom to finish her umpteenth trip to a major retailer to find some purse she has of the same style in a different color so we can leave the store and go eat dinner or perhaps home(its often taking a trip to ANOTHER retail store FYI) while some snot-nosed 7 year old asks me what game I'm playing and if he could play.

This has driven me to a phobia of sorts. A phobia of playing my own ******** handheld in public for fear of a pre-adolescent child pulling my expensive handheld from my hands to play a game they have no idea how to do so with in the first place.

Parents, watch your ******** children(or better yet, get a leash! Don't make me have to sate my rage by letting your snot ball play my handheld. I'm pissed enough as it is in the mall, I don't need some munchkin making me rabid.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Veras Gunn. Extra N optional depending on rage.

And better yet, if you have ANY problem, you get the same cliche "HE'S JUST A KID!!"

Is there a cliche I can use when I snap the kid's neck in a rabid display of negative emotion? Oh I got it, "He started it!"

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:58 am

Use the magic word "No"

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NiGHTS Chao589

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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:04 am

The Eternal

Use the magic word "No"

or my magic word

"How about you ******** off and die?"

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:06 am

NiGHTS Chao589

The Eternal

Use the magic word "No"

or my magic word

"How about you ******** off and die?"

These are little kiddies were dealing with But knowing you, I wouldn't be suprised if you told a five year old girl to "******** off".

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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:10 am

I could just imagine some guy sittin there playing Nintendogs, some 5 year old kid walks up and says "Mister? What game are you playing?"

"EAT s**t AND DIE, ********!"

Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:17 am

Veras Gunn

I ******** hate children. Not all children in general, the noisy ******** buggers who like to poke their nose in anyone's business if it includes something shiny. Any handheld I own and use in public areas is often subject to dozens of small children who, due to their growing minds(not their problem, but I'm pissed) are curious about what the ******** I'm playing. I'm given one of three options when this happens:

1) Ignore them(never works)
2) Be an a**(Don't like that one)
3) Humor them(worse of them all, yet I do it all the time).

So here I am. A 17 year old male, sitting in a mall waiting for my mom to finish her umpteenth trip to a major retailer to find some purse she has of the same style in a different color so we can leave the store and go eat dinner or perhaps home(its often taking a trip to ANOTHER retail store FYI) while some snot-nosed 7 year old asks me what game I'm playing and if he could play.

This has driven me to a phobia of sorts. A phobia of playing my own ******** handheld in public for fear of a pre-adolescent child pulling my expensive handheld from my hands to play a game they have no idea how to do so with in the first place.

Parents, watch your ******** children! Don't make me have to sate my rage by letting your snot ball play my handheld. I'm pissed enough as it is in the mall, I don't need some munchkin making me rabid.

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Veras Gunn. Extra N optional depending on rage.

Thats so stupid...hurt them...hurt then hard.

Ok, you might want to know what game you are playing maybe even watch you as long as they shut the hell up.

But asking to play the game...now that is down right cheeky...

What 17 year old...or what person really is going to go to a stranger (no matter what age) "Ok...you can play".

Gah...I've over reacted xd

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NiGHTS Chao589

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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:43 pm

The Eternal

NiGHTS Chao589

The Eternal

Use the magic word "No"

or my magic word

"How about you ******** off and die?"

These are little kiddies were dealing with But knowing you, I wouldn't be suprised if you told a five year old girl to "******** off".

(^^)

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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:42 pm

Some things about my family:

1. I'm sick of walking out halfway to the pool, then shitting myself and turning around stealthily. Put some ******** clothes on. You're not the only ones that go swimming.

2. Yes, you're an alcoholic. No, you're not violent. But for the love of God, you make jokes about it all the time. Don't get all defensive whenever I make a joke about it. If it bothers you so much, stop drinking.

3. I don't need a job yet. I'm about to go to college, and I don't need the distraction. I'll have decades to work, I only have a couple years to be a student. I make good use of the money that I get from cleaning your house and fixing your God-forsaken boat. Quit being ungrateful.

4. Quit bitching about me not having a driver's license. I'd have a drivers license if you hadn't lost my social security card. I'd have my social security card if you hadn't mailed off the form before I put the birth certificate in it. I'd have my birth certificate to try again if you hadn't lost it. Stop bitching, a lot of it is your fault.

5. I don't know what the ******** you're eating, but clean the damn toilet once in a while. Apparently, you're launching turds that splatter on contact, because there's s**t all over the bottom of the seat. If you're going to punch the porcelain, clean it up. Put a new roll on after you use the last half of it, and for the love of God, ******** FLUSH.