He's got the attention span of a goldfish and the anger management abilities of a python...
He'll get upset over the smallest thing and then be completely okay with something huge.
I made him a sammich the other day and he yelled cause there wasn't enough cheese. Ungrateful b*****d.
And he wants to have sex with me so bad it's pathetic.
God I hate him!
Someone move in with me and take his spot. (I control his rent... hehe)

He'll get upset over the smallest thing and then be completely okay with something huge.
I made him a sammich the other day and he yelled cause there wasn't enough cheese. Ungrateful b*****d.
And he wants to have sex with me so bad it's pathetic.
God I hate him!
Someone move in with me and take his spot. (I control his rent... hehe)
