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-We open up with a recap of the Cena-Jericho match from last week''''s Raw.

-Carlito's Cabana
Carlito seems upset. He''''s upset about Jericho''''s being fired and there being no more Highlight Reel, which is cool! Carlito''''s guest is Shawn Michaels, who gets a good pop. Crowd chants "HBK." Carlito is impressed. He admires Shawn, and Shawn feeds off of it. Carlito shuts him up, haha. Shawn doesn''''t seem to know what the hell Carlito is talking about. Or doesn''''t care. Shawn is standing in awe of Carlito, he''''s the Intercontinental champion, afterall. Shawn jokes about having to deal with so much ego in the last month. *hint hint, wink wink* Shawn questions how long he''''s been champion as the crowd chants for "Hogan." "Until he needs another payoff, he ain''''t coming back." Shawn is hilarious. Nobody''''s talking about Carlito''''s matches, because they''''re busy talking about Shawn''''s matches from years ago. Carlito hasn''''t been having any matches that are worth noting. Shawn accuses Carlito of not defending the title. Nobody has the balls to face Carlito, according to Carlito. Jab at Ric Flair. Carlito recants Shawn''''s "pecking order" speech from last week, replacing Shawn with himself. Carlito grabs an apple, and Shawn warns him of doing anything with it. Shawn takes his coat off. There''''s another guest! Chris Masters. They surround Shawn, so Shawn attacks them both. DDT from Carlito stops Shawn''''s attack, and Master''''s preps the Masterlock. Ric Flair makes the save and pummels them both. Shawn''''s back up and Masters is out. Ric throws Carlito out and the crowd goes nuts. Shawn and Ric hug, and Shawn''''s music is cued. The heels talk s**t from the rampway as Shawn and Ric strut their stuff.

-Promo for the Masterlock Challenge, featuring Shawn Michaels

-Promo for a Street Fight between Matt Hardy and Edge

-Commercial break

-We''''re back, and Chris Masters and Carlito ain''''t happy. Eric Bischoff postpones the Masterlock Challenge for next week, and puts Ric Flair and Shawn Michaels in a tag match between Chris Master and Carlito. They''''re not happy.

-Handicap Match: The Big Show vs. a pair of jobbers
Jobber #1 goes for the legs as the other goes up top. Show stops that and hard chops them both in the corner. Clubbing ensues, and the second jobber is chopped some more. Show throws the second jobber across the ring, then hard chops and throws the first jobber. More clubbing and these guys are selling like their dead. Double headbutt on both jobbers and they bail. He pulls them back up, and they manage to guillotine Show. They get back in, but Show throws them off. They try to overhead suplex him, but Show reverses and gets them both at the same time. A pair of clotheslines, and a back body drop. Double chokeslam, and he pins them both at 2:48. Snitzky comes in and attacks, but he''''s thrown out. He grabs the timekeeper''''s bell, and knocks Show silly with it. Another devestating blow with it and Show is down.

-Promo for the Street Fight between Matt Hardy and Edge

-Commercial break

-Torrie and Candice come out, looking hot as hell. This is just beyond hot. They want to apologize to Ashley, and invite her out. She accepts their apology. Torrie and Candice want to make it up to her. They''''ve pulled some strings and she''''s in a match tonight. Ashley wonders which one of those two she''''s going to face, but she''''s facing Victoria. Ashley attacks Victoria, and gets rammed into the ring.

Ashley vs. Victoria
Victoria continues pummeling Ashley, then hits a Widow''''s Peak and Pins at :31.

-Torrie and Candice celebrate with Victoria.

-Promo for the Tag Match between Shawn Michaels & Ric Flair vs. Chris Masters & Carlito

-Commercial break

-Edge is in the back chilling with some band, I miss their names. They perform his theme song though. He attacks an interviewer who asks where Lita is. She''''s running an errand or something. Probably off being a b***h somewhere. Edge threatens the life of Matt Hardy. Edge shoves the interviewer away.

-Matt Hardy is pacing backstage. Lita meets up with Matt and warns him about the match. Then asks how it must feel to know that he will never have her again. She does a striptease and I have to admit, it''''s kind of hot. She calls Matt pathetic, and he can go to hell. Matt responds, saying he''''ll take Edge to hell with him. Lita seems afraid. She looks hotter than usual.

-Commercial break

-Back, and there are some Buccaneers in the audience today

-An interviewer rushes to Shawn''''s dressing room, and he informs Shawn that Ric is down. They head off to find him and Ric''''s a bloody ******** mess in a shower.

-Street Fight: Edge vs. Matt Hardy
Matt gets a decent pop. They go at it and pummel eachother in the corner. Matt fights Edge off, and Edge bails. Matt follows and throws him into the crowd. Slugfest erupts. They exchange blows, then Matt throws Edge back in the ring area. Ax-handle off the barrier, then Matt throws Edge back in the ring. He grabs a trashcan lid from under the ring, then smacks Edge with it. Matt finds a ladder, drawing a huge pop. But Edge baseball slides the ladder into Matt.

-Commercial break

-We''''re back, and Matt is on Edge, beating him down. Recap of what we missed during the break, a ladder shot on Edge after Matt ducks, and a superplex on Edge. Matt pulls Edge up and Irish Whips him into the ladder setup in the corner, then spears him into it. Matt sets the ladder up and climbs it. Edge follows suit and they slug it out on top, won by Matt. Matt legdrops Edge off the ladder, which gets a two count. Matt heads out and grabs a chair. Egde has a Singapore cane and whips Matt around with it, stopping the attempted chairshot. Edge clips Matt with the cane, and they''''re both down. Edge grabs the chair, and throws him face-first into it. Edge heads back out and grabs a second chair, attempted chair sandwich is blocked with a clip. Edge flapjacks Matt into the ladder. Egde has a trashcan lid and just beats Matt with it. Referee makes Edge quit and checks on Matt. Edge continues the pummeling and then falls backward. Edge clobbers Matt down with fists and again the ref stops Edge. Running stomp from Edge and the ref AGAIN checks on Matt. Edge pulls Matt to the post and shoves his head between the ring and stairs, but Matt dodges it. Edge pulls matt on the stairs, but Matt blocks the DDT and hits one of his own. Matt pulls himself up, and slams Edge''''s head into the stairs a few times. Matt grabs another chair, and Lita attacks Matt with a briefcase. Matt stalks Lita, and Edge clips him. Slugfest near the barrier, and they pummel eachother. Matt wins and throws Edge back inside. Matt grabs the ladder and charges Edge with it. He props Edge on top of the ladder and heads up top. Moonsault misses and he hits the ladder. Crowd throws a helacious "OOOOOOH!". Lita looks concerned. Matt bails and tries to regroup. Edge attacks with a trashcan. Another vicious shot with the can and Lita is grinning. Matt swings at nothing, so Edge knocks him down. More pummeling on Matt, and they head up the rampway. Matt tries to fight back, and then throws Edge into the staging. Matt grabs at lita and goes for a piledriver, but Edge saves. Bodyslam is reversed, Twist of Fate is reversed, spear is dodged, and Matt hits a Rock Bottom into some cables and concrete. Various pyro spots and Lita and the crowd are shocked. They''''re both just dead as the ref begs for the power to be shut off. Crowd chants for "Hardy" as various EMTs come out. Bischoff is out too, checking on things as the two get braced up. Cut to commercial at 20:15.

-Commercial break

-We''''re back and they''re still working on Edge and Matt. We see various angles of the fall. Edge is shedding tears, so I''''m worried if this was a planned bump or not. They''''re escorted into ambulances. The annoucners are all in a sullen mood.

-Commercial break

-John Cena comes out to a huge pop. He rants about various s**t. He talks about getting attacked by a "Red, white, and blue Tazmanian devil." He makes a Geico joke, which the crowd eats up. I''m actually hearing a few boo''s from the crowd. Cena wants to fight and calls Angle out. Angle obliges. Angle can''t believe he''s being called out. Crowd gives Angle the "What?!" barrage as we recap the attack from last week. Angle doesn''t want to fight tonight. He''s NOT Chris Jericho, he''s better. Well, he''s right, Angle IS the better wrestler. Angle recaps the various people he''s made tap out as the crowd gives him an "a*****e" chant. Cena''s about to speak, so Angle tells him to shut the hell up. Cena acts like he''s going to back out, because Angle has the medals and all, but he cuts that out and calls Angle out. Angle stalks down the aisle, but stops at the ring and walks off. Crowd gives it to him with a HUGE "You suck" chant. Angle makes his way back to the ring and begins to climb up... but AGAIN backs off. Cena calls Angle a coward because he attacks from behind.... so Cena turns around to "put the vibe out there." Gay innuendo ensues as Angle rushes and attacks. He puts on the Ankle Lock and Cena fights out of it. Angle bails and rushes back up the ring, but refs pulls him back as Cena''s music cues.

-Commercial break

-Tyson Tomko vs. Rosey
Stalling as they circle eachother. They lock up, and Tomko wins. Rosey responds with some fists and Tomko clotheslines him and pummels him into the corner. Back elbow from Rosey and he heads to the top, which Tomko responds with a kick in the gut, and Rosey is knocked out at 1:01. Hurricane tries to help Rosey, but gets kicked out for his efforts.

-Recap of the Carlito''s Cabana incident.

-Recap of Flair in the showers, a bloody mess.

-The tag match has been changed to a handicap match. It''s next.

-Commercial break

-Handicap Match: Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Masters & Carlito
Carlito starts out against Shawn and they lock up. Carlito pushes Shawn into the heel corner, but Shawn ducks out. They lock up again, and Shawn hits an armbar, but Carlito slugs out. He tries to push Shawn back in the corner again, but ducks out. Lock up, and they trade working on the arms. Shawn hits a headlock, and Carlito again tries to push Shawn into the heel corner. A few elbow shots and an irish whip on Shawn, but Masters grabs at Shawn''s leg. Shawn slugs Carlito down, and Masters is tagged in. They lock up and Shawn is thrown into the corner. Shawn ducks a fist, then chops Masters in the corner, and decks Carlito off the apron. Masters is frustrated. They lock up again, and Shawn is pummeled in the heel''s corner. Stomping and Carlito is tagged in. He stomps some more, and then works on Shawn in the corner. Shawn fights back, but it''s in vain. Hard chops and then some clubbing. Irish whip and a reverse elbow gets two for Carlito. Carlito throws Shawn into Masters'' boot and Masters is tagged in. He chokes out Shawn, as Carlito cheats. Pin attempt gets two and Carlito is tagged in. Shawn fights Carlito in the corner, then irish whips him. Carlito dodges a charge, and Shawn eats post. That gets two. Carlito pummels Shawn as Masters pesters the crowd. Irish whip into a sleeper by Carlito. Shawn suplexes out of it and they''re both down. Hard chops from Shawn and an Irish whip is reversed, and Shawn hits a neckbreaker. Hard chops and an irish whip into the corner and Michaels hits an atomic drop and a clothesline, then he knocks Masters off the apron. Shawn clotheslines Carlito out and skins the cat back in, then knocks Masters off again.

-Commercial break

-Back, and Shawn is getting beaten in the heel''s corner. He fights back and knocks Masters out of the ring. Hard chops on Carlito, and an irish whip is reversed. Shawn hits a flying clothesline amd the ref counts them out. Shawn kips up, and hits a bodyslam on Carlito. He heads up top and hits a flying elbow. He preps the Sweet Chin Music, but Masters pulls him out and clotheslines him. Carlito slowly heads out and stomps on Shawn. Masters throws Shawn back in the ring, but only gets a two count when Carlito tries a pin. Hard chop knocks Shawn down and Carlito uses the ropes to choke Shawn. masters cheats. Shawn gets the IRISH WHIP OF DOOM thrown on him and Carlito pummels the crap out of him. Masters is tagged in and the pummeling continues. Another IRISH WHIP OF DOOM, and then a pair of elbows, which gets two. Crowd.... boos? More pummeling. Masters works on the back, then hits a backbreaker.... then another..... and another.... then works a sumbission move from the backbreaker position. Shawn fights out, and they''re both down. Shawn does his Irish whip flip thing and then gets gorilla slammed. Masters preps the Masterlock, but Shawn fights back. Irish whip is reversed, and Michaels reverses a spinebuster to a DDT. Ric Flair comes out, bandaged and bloodied, and gets the hot tag. He pummels Masters and Carlito with hard chops. He struts, then clips Masters. More pummeling. He hits the figure four on Masters, but Carlito low-blows him. Shawn hits a cross body on Carlito outside as Masters hits the Masterlock on Flair. Flair''s out at 20:16. Crowd is NOT happy.

-Shawn consoles Flair as Masters gloats on the rampway.

End of show.

go chunky! (sorry...im trying to work out some nicknames....for now thats urs Chonkyfire sweatdrop )

That was a good review, Chonky. You should get a job at this!! surprised

Really. It is a lot better than what most of the people on the news sites post...

That sucks. I was hoping Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair would win.

Thank you for your support, everyone. I would love to continue doing the Raw, as well as the Smackdown! reports, from now on.

I must admit myself, Lita was looking mighty fine on Raw. It would certainly suck to be Matt in that situation.