OH!!! OH!!!! I HAVE A STORY!!!!
ok so i was like 9 or 10 and playing on my club team. we were beating this team like 5-0 so we were all playing around. when one of the girls on the other team had the ball, i ran up behind her and tapped it from between her legs and got the ball. well... while i was getting the ball the girl came up behind me and tried to kick me! ME! not the ball... ME! but it was kinda funny cuz she missed.. plus all of this was going on like 2 feet from the ref.. soo the girl got a yellow card, and when her coach pulled her out she started swearing at him.. after that i was kinda freaked out to play that team... but good thing they were like last so we didnt have to play them that often..