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 Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:52 am
I know we have the "kids say the darndest things", but what about some of the things they do? Please post your funny stories here - I'm sure there's a ton out there!
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:03 am
I'll start us off!
My 2nd son was in 1st grade, sitting in his desk, listening and working. The teacher called him to come to write on the board....He couldn't get out of the desk! He'd crossed his legs and was stuck.
The teacher came to assist him, but she couldn't get him out either. She ended up calling the janitor to come adjust the desk so he could get out!
She called us at home that night - he hadn't said a thing to us.
We had a good laugh over it!
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:30 am
Very cute - probably not so funny at the time for him, but time adds that humorous connection when all turns out well, doesn't it?
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:51 am
I got a funny story I just remembered it!
She is only a month old but already is being crazy!
I started her on tummy time at 3 weeks because she was already trying to jump all over me and roll over.. Well last week I put her on her tummy time mat to play I leave for a second (husband was in the room) and all of a sudden I hear her squealing like the cats. She had tried to crawl and almost flipped her tummy time pillow over all by herself and because she hasnt quite got the hang of "Oh when I crawl I got to hold my head up"... She was face first in the carpet! She wasnt screaming in pain but confusion! it was hilarious because her little feet were jumping like a frog but she just couldnt get the process right... Me and my husband looked at each other after rescuing miss trouble and said "The worm (her nickname) is gonna give us trouble in a few months."
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:18 am
Wish you'd had a video camera?!
That reminds me of my daughter - who was the SKINNIEST baby you've ever seen (she ate constantly though).
With her big baby head - she was so top heavy that when she'd tried to lift her hear, HER BUT WOULD GO UP IN THE AIR INSTEAD!
She had a heck of a time learning to sit up - she actually got the hang of crawling first.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:27 am
moosiklady Wish you'd had a video camera?! That reminds me of my daughter - who was the SKINNIEST baby you've ever seen (she ate constantly though). With her big baby head - she was so top heavy that when she'd tried to lift her hear, HER BUT WOULD GO UP IN THE AIR INSTEAD! She had a heck of a time learning to sit up - she actually got the hang of crawling first. XD Yes i did wish I had a video camera! Mines is so skinny too O__O And all she does is eat! and she is 6 weeks and already trying to crawl! She is learning so fast O: we took her to a living museum with animals and such... There were these ducks swimming in some water and they decided it would be fun to splash people My neice was squealing with joy as they splashed people while my daughter got splashed a drop on the back of the head had the WTF was that look XD So I turned her around to show her and she tried to touch them! It was hilarious.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:40 pm
Any time I go to the bathroom, my 2 year old daughter congratulates me by clapping her hands and shrieking "GOOD GIRL!!!" (we've been gently potty training her.)
Yesterday, she had her hands behind her back, us wondering if she was hiding something since she was so persistant about keeping them back there, and was looking up at her papa and I going "A-poo-pee!" ("poo") which sounded like a mix of that and "A-bay-bee!" ("baby"), we looked over her to her hands and found that with one hand, she was pointing to her bum whilst saying "A-poo-pee!" (that's the first time she's ever pointed to herself when announcing she needs to poo).
Many months ago, our dog, a terrier-mix (he LOOKS like a jack-russell with German Shephard markings including the thick undercoat, plus fully errect ears, not half-floppy ones), started howling when the phone rings, and our two-year-old daughter picked it up and starts going "OOOOOOOH!-OOOOOOOOH!" whenever it rings. She also 'barks' (she goes "AH-AH-AH!") at the window.
This one isn't funny, really, but interesting to me: Our daughter has EXCELLENT dexterity and can hold a pencil or spoon/fork properly (and, yes, she can manage to feed herself without a whole lot of spilling.. she just needs to work on ballancing the spoon whilst eating soup).
Opa (German cute-form for Grandpa) took our daughter to the pharmacy and let her walk around a bit.. She apparently ran right up to some slightly older, bigger little girl and started ranting at her (in very serious-sounding baby-talk) and wagging her finger; the other little girl looked pretty startled and unsure what to think or how to deal with it.
Our son, at 7-8 months, before he'd gotten the hang of sitting or crawling, would lay on the floor on his tummy, lift his head up, pull his legs and arms off the floor so that he was ballancing on his tummy in a position that looked JUST like like a sky-diver! It was so cute.. he'd hold it for a few moments, maybe a minute, then go back all to the floor, then up again.
Once he figured out how to sit up on his own, he stopped, sadly.
(I have pictures of this, but none are currently available online.)
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