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"AHA!" We`rika's ears flattened against his skull in rage. "Rivener! He was th'firs' one I me' too! He was soo mean ta Sev'lin! Throwin' tantrums all over th'place. Sev'lin jes kep' smilin'... And be wary of th'one called... ermm... Airy or somethin' like tha'... the green one! Tha' b*****d slapped me across th'face for no reason!!" Well... sure there was a reason, but he wasn't going to tell this guy he had paid to kiss the Raevan. It was legit! He had no right to slap him! Ugh and that crippled boy!!

"Oh!" The Huichol leaned forward and put a firm hand on Shoe's shoulder. "Never, ever! Mee' th'one called Roo... He is blue and whi'e and a big a** ice queen! Tha' lil ******** needs ta ge' a backhand ta th'face!" We`rika made a nice demonstration on the air between them, he showed that empty space who was boss. "Hopefully there's some nice ones ou' there... Hey! Yer Raevan is still like... learnin' righ'? He's young? Ya should soo mee' Sev'lin! He'lla keep Luka on th'straigh' and narrow... I think... He's pretty smar' cause he like watches TV constantly..."

"He IS!" We`rika decided matter-of-factly. It probably wasn't true, but every dad would like to believe their kid is the best. The shaman couldn't help it that his actually was. "Sounds like we have a plan! I think I can trus' ya, a nice lad goin' ta a titty bar and leavin' his Raevan a' home. We sound like qui'e th'winners, eh?"

The Huichol watched the skimpy hot pink top arch across the stage and land in the Asian's hands. Psh, it was just cause Chastity was pissed at him. He could savor his small victory for now. "Playda'e? Yeah, I guess... I haven' been a daddy for awhile so I dunno how these things work haha! Bu' yeah we should ge' together again... prolly somewhere more wholesome..." Chastity's song was over and she walked off the stage slowly, looking over for regulars to suck them dry. We`rika inconspicuously slinked further down in his chair, avoiding her line of vision.

"Haha, uuususally do!" We`rika finished his cigarette and stubbed it out in the ashtray in the center of their table. So he had a girlfriend. A little Asian has a girlfriend and big ol grr We`rika can't keep a girl after one night. What was teh world coming to?! "Sev'lin loves th'beach. He's a sea fairy and a mermaid? I think... Anyways, yeah is his elemen' ta be sure... He can talk ta th'fish....

"Though thas no' always grea'.... One time he called two sharks inta th'shallow waters ta scare everyone off. We go' kicked ou' for like three weeks. Sev'lin moped for days.................. Maybe my Raevan wouldn' be a good influence on yers..." Wrinkling his nose, We`rika absently rubbed an old set of track marks in the crook of his elbow. "Does yer girlfriend no' care ya hang ou' a' a strip club? Why no' have her shake i' for ya?"

We`rika took the cigarette graciously, lighting it up and taking a large drag. "Yeah, is kinda cool... They tell him some crazy stories. He prolly knows of creatures biologists have never seen..." We`rika rose and dragged a few bills down the swell of Cupcake's bosoms that she took with a greasy smile.

"Tsh! Ya teenagers..." The Huichol stomped out his cigarette vehemently and leaned back in his chair. He lived his young life in jail and he was wholly jealous of Shoelace and his lifestyle, having someone to come home to. Bah! "Ugh wha' time is i'?" Lighting up his digital watch, he groaned. "Sev'lin is prolly tearin' up th'house. He's like a ********' dog. If I ge' home too la'e he takes i' personally... And I haven' even gotten a lap dance ye'!"

"Yeah sure sounds good!" He took the card gratefully and slipped it into his own wallet. "I'mma gonna hang ou' a lil longer... Bu' I'lla give ya a call okay? Sev'lin will love ta hang with Luka..."