Happy Zombie Jesus Day is the day where Jesus rose from his tomb to feast off the brains of the living. We celebrate by appeasing him with offerings of candy baskets to satisfy his hunger....or by eating the brains of our fellow neighbors, whichever you like best. Anyway, have a happy Zombie Jesus Day, whoever you are.

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Disclaimer: I am in no way meaning to offend anybody here. This is entirely supposed to be comedic.