I am SO SORRY. The Events subforum, which is new, was supposed to be a huge success for St. Patrick's Day. What do you know? I was trying to be impressive, and completely forgot to open it on Monday morning. I cannot stress enough how terribly sorry I am.

To make up for my stupidity (and everyone else in the Events committee for NOT REMINDING ME), I am boosting the availability of lottery tickets and making things easier so more people win! You are all almost guaranteed a prize. Again, SO SORRY, guys. I can be so dumb at times.

Love,
Goomba