most ppl have dial up so heres the spoilers..

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- ABK is officially back with the Hatchet (better be getting the money he wants cuz i know the REAL reason he left was cuz he had a bounced check(why can't anyone come up with an orinigal scheme anymore? is stealing from ECW the only way to go?))
- New ABK album, Mudface comming soon
- They did a restrospective on ABK's career. (Can ya'll believe its been 8 years? s**t we're old)
- Hatchet Attacks, JCW Wrestling. Full ICP set, Full Twiztid set
- AMB will perform at Hatchet Attacks
- Dark Lotus to perform night before Hatchet Attacks at Gothic Theater in Denver.
- Lotus to perform brand new tracks off Opaque Brotherhood.
- Promo for new "Tunnel Runners" CD will feature 14 underground artists and be released on Hatchet House.
- Tunnel Runners will feature King Gordy, Claas, Grave Plott, Intrinzik, Lo Key, PLC, Q-Strange, Marz, and More!
- Dark Lotus, Opaque Brotherhood, April 15
- Dark Lotus, Massivest Tour Ever. Starts in June. Special Guest Haystak and more to be announced
- ICP appearing on the silver screen in a movie called "Death Racers" airing on the sci-fi network. (i predict we have about 300 49 year old juggalos coming)
- In the move ICP will be driving an ice cream truck around and killing for points...
- ICP confirmed for XPW Cold Day In Hell in May
- JCW hitting the road. Slam TV tour. New Episodes
- JCW hitting, Toledo, Pittsburgh, Louisville, St. Louis, Milwaukee, Evansville, and Springfield IL. Heading out April 22-28.
- 9th annual GOTJ August 7-10 tickets available now.
- Motown Rage to perform special set at Hatchet Attacks
- Major Fresh upgrades have been made to "Hogs Rock" Park. Site of GOTJ 2008
- 500 ticket Giveaway for GOTJ 08.
- 500 ticket giveaway. You get a lottery ticket inside your copy of "Opaque Brotherhood"
- Ticket could win free GOTJ tickets, hatchetgear coupons, or jack s**t.
- Video return of ABK at the end. Classic "Hey Ya'll" video. Possibly my fav Psy video ever...
- "Let Em' Bleed Vol. 2 Under Construction and set for release in July.
- Psychopathic Recrods Family past and present is set to return to this year's Gathering with brand new special live performances.
- Sabu set to return on the upcomming JCW tour
- ABK will soon debut a brand new show on ******** with co-host Strict-9.
- Tons of new Wall-posters available at hatchetgear
- The ICP Hotline is still alive and fresh after 14 years of existence.
- You gotta be there to get the real Toxic Terror Tour EP. Unless you want a piece of dunk...
- "The Tower" video is up...and its good.
- Krimson Kreek available on May 13.
- Corporal Robinson successuflly defended the JCW title against the 7'1 Triton, "The Tower" in January.
- Psychopthic Gym Shoes available soon.
- Dark Lotus, 5 Pack of Action Figures comming soon
- Wicked s**t will start at noon at Hatchet Attacks.
- That should do ********. (fromFLH)


so that now leaves these questions:
will Dark Lotus be back to 6?
Will Shaggy risk going to jail to tell the truth about that jail s**t?
Will RVD and Bill Elfonso join Sabu in JCW? (fonsy: *blows whistle* WE'RE WITH THE JUGGALOS NOW DADDY! SABU...THE MOST SUICIDAL JUGGALO. RVD..MR. MONDAY NIGHT JUGGALO! WE'RE ON FIRE BABY!)
Everybody past and present at the GOTJ? s**t that don't sound good (Note: Myzery is signed to The Black Wallstreet so i expect Game to be there talking some s**t)
Will we see some XPW antics at the JCW tour?
and willICP finnaly get the courage to respond to the bad comments made on the same night as a GOTJ night when butcher stood up a CZW show and ZANDIG called them a bunch of clown painted faggots?
well those i can't answer....so call them up.

oh and a side note: http://www.juggalonews.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=577
theres where i got the shaggsin jail thing from.