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FenrisVollmond

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:24 pm


You may be a feral druid if…

You spend so much time in cat/bear form you get dizzy when you turn back into your natural form.

People don’t recognize you immediately when you’re in your natural form. -True

Your first instinct upon meeting someone is to sniff their crotch rather then shake hands.

People mistake you for the hunter’s pet. -Has happened. lol

You’re better friends with the hunter’s pet then the hunter.

You think Simba’s girlfriend is cute.

Your guildies are surprised whenever you cast any spell other then Thorns and Mark of the Wild. -True

You view the Wildheart line as “caster crap.”

Rogues envy your armor.

People comment that they didn’t know Taurens could be rogues when they see you in your natural form.

You have to remind yourself that your natural form is not cat/bear while reading this list.

You’ve got /growl and /purr hotkeys.

You’d rather switch into travel form then take the 3 seconds to summon a mount. -Flight form more than travel but only 'cause I spend more time in Outlands

You only bought a mount because the rest of the guild gave you so much grief for not being able to keep up. -Before BC, yes. One of the reasons I got my epic.

You’re aggressively working on getting enough movement bonus gear and enchants so that your travel form is faster then a non-epic mount.

You’re consistently the bottom 5% of healers and top 5% of DPS during raids.

You melee crit twice as much as anyone else in a raid.

You consider rogues “wanna be ferals” who’s only real use is picking locks and sapping.

You know that as soon as druids learn to use shields, your bear form can make warriors as obsolete as your cat form made rogues.

You fantasize about the havoc you could wreak if you could drink potions and have weapon procs in feral form.

You intend to solo UBRS and pharm pristine hides from The Beast if Blizzard is dumb enough to give you those two abilities.

You’ve got a big old grin on your face because you know the last two comments are true. -If Pristine Hide wasn't useless now, then yes. lol

You secretly laugh every time someone whines that Warlocks need to be nerfed.

You miss your wolf’s head helm. -I still have mine in my bank.

Your avatar on your guild’s chat forum is a picture of your feral self. -Actually mine is a Tauren dancing, but my sig piccy is here (even if it is slightly out-of-date now)

I didn't want to comment on every single one, I find that spoils the humour sometimes. This is where I found it originally if you want to read other peoples comments: You may be a Feral druid if...
PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:55 am


lol. someone tried to tame me once....... i was running along in travel form at level 30, minding my own business......

other than that, no, i don't fit any of that....

Kayariy


Veycai

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:15 am


I've mistaken druids for hunter's pets quite a few times. I felt quite stupid when I hovered my mouse over and found out it was a druid. Good find, though.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:24 am


Quote:
Rogues envy your armor.

People comment that they didn’t know Taurens could be rogues when they see you in your natural form.


4/5 assination baby

Doktah Doktah


Veycai

PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:21 pm


Wanna know what's really sad? I checked my guild's roster after reading this list, and I found out we have absolutely NO druids in our guild.

Also, 74% of guild are Blood Elves. ~_~
PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:37 pm


I just realized that I don't actually dislike NE Druids, it's really weird considering that all other forms of them are on my Insta Kill list.

Jacked in the Box


Ginhana

PostPosted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:53 pm


Those weren't really that funny. >_>
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