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 Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:42 pm
Post your best works here! ^_^
Also, don't forget to vote on week 15!
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:54 pm
A very flat-chested Blonde finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra??"
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this??"
The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil??"
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:36 pm
ok what about this
there were these 3 men, and they got stranded on an island and no way of escaping
so these indians come up to them and say if u want to live u have to bring back 10 of each thing we ask
so they tell the first guy to bring back 10 apples, so he goes gets it and comes back with 10 apples
they said that he had to stick it up his butt or they will kill him, and if he made any emotions at all they will kill him
so he sticks up 5 and starts to cry, so they kill him
so they tell the 2nd guy to bring back 10 blueberries, so he does
they tell him the same rules
so he sticks up 9 blueberry and starts to laugh, so they kill him
so up in heaven where they r both at
the 1st guy ask the 2nd guy
y did u laugh, u couldve made it, and he says
well i saw the 3rd guy coming back with pineapples
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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:57 pm
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:00 pm
OK so their are these three guys and they are captured and thrown into jail to be electricuted and killed. So The first guy only says YES YES! The second guy only says ME ME and the third guy says PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN.
So when the guy with the electrical chair comes up and says, ''are you ready?'' and the first guy says, ''YES YES! Then electrical chair guy goes up to the second guy and says,'' who wants to go first?'' the second guy says,' me me''. The guy with the electrical chair walks up to the third guy and asks, '' Sha'll I plug it in?'' the third guy says,'' plug it in plug it in'' later that day, they were all released because of their enthusiasm.
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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:11 pm
There's three princes and they are coming back from India on a magic carpet. The first prince has an apple, the second prince has an orange, and the third has a bomb. So their riding and then they all of a sudden crash into a building and fall with their items. The first to fall is the apple. The first prince walks up to a woman and asks why are you crying? She then says that an apple fell and hit her on the head. The second to fall is the orange. So the second prince walks up to a guy and ask him why is he crying the guy then says that an apple fell and hit his head. Then the third prince sees someone laughing so he walks up the the man and asks why are you laughing? The guy replies A bomb fell on my house the same time I farted. Then everyone started laughing.
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