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The LifeHacker

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:42 pm


My dad cubed some potatoes and fried them. Sounds good, right?


WRONG.



They taste like starchy cubes of nothingness; no flavor. They have the consistency of charcoal around the edges, and the consistency of a wet paper bag around the center. The aftertaste is that of cigarette butts.


Discuss things you ate that were not made for human consumption.
This includes plastic.
PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:20 pm


well you know how if you smell stuff you can taste it sometimes ? well my friend Justin's older sister made "peanut butter" cookies that taste saran wrap tastes and "chocolate chip" cookies that taste like wet dog smell >.<

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:43 pm


I screwed up doughnuts today xd ...forgot to add liquid...go figure rolleyes
PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:26 pm


@ Sky: Yeah, I've tasted cookies like that before. I think it's fake sugar.

@ Shadow: ...HOW? I'd add too much.



Today, I got revenge. I made tomato soup topped with croutons and covered in provolone, mozzarella, parmesan, and romano cheeses that I broiled.

The revenge? I used CEASAR SALAD croutons. HA! It made it taste like s**t... He still ate it, though.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:54 pm


i don't know xd i had a bowl with the flour and stuff and a measuring cup full of the milk and i never put them together sweatdrop
PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:55 am


Does Antalope count as not ment to be eaten by "humans"?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:10 am


shadow_ninjette
i don't know xd i had a bowl with the flour and stuff and a measuring cup full of the milk and i never put them together sweatdrop

xd xd xd

That reminds me of a funny little story... I was making chocolate chip cookies one day, and I was wondering why the butter & sugar wasn't moistening the dry ingrediants enough... I forgot the eggs... Adding them at the end doesn't hurt that much, though sweatdrop
PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:15 am


Roxas_fan
Does Antalope count as not ment to be eaten by "humans"?
Nope, antelope counts. Guess what? So do little kitties. That's what chineese food is for. You know, I probably ate your cousin last night. At lunch, I probably ate your sister.

Stay away from chineese restaurants if you know what's good for you. Or until you change your avi into something less edible.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:48 pm


Roxas_fan
Does Antalope count as not ment to be eaten by "humans"?
xd i read that and was all like "Hey! You spelled cantalope wrong!"
PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:49 pm


AnNa-RoX-uR-sOxX
Roxas_fan
Does Antalope count as not ment to be eaten by "humans"?
Nope, antelope counts. Guess what? So do little kitties. That's what chineese food is for. You know, I probably ate your cousin last night. At lunch, I probably ate your sister.

Stay away from chineese restaurants if you know what's good for you. Or until you change your avi into something less edible.
eek you're gonna make him cry!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:35 pm


shadow_ninjette
AnNa-RoX-uR-sOxX
Roxas_fan
Does Antalope count as not ment to be eaten by "humans"?
Nope, antelope counts. Guess what? So do little kitties. That's what chineese food is for. You know, I probably ate your cousin last night. At lunch, I probably ate your sister.

Stay away from chineese restaurants if you know what's good for you. Or until you change your avi into something less edible.
eek you're gonna make him cry!
lol
PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:36 pm


Well I'm going to go cut myself....

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:36 pm


Roxas_fan
Well I'm going to go cut myself....

neutral
...I could be a total buzz kill and point out that you'd need thumbs to do that...but that would be kind of mean. So I won't. 3nodding
PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:02 am


shadow_ninjette
AnNa-RoX-uR-sOxX
Roxas_fan
Does Antalope count as not ment to be eaten by "humans"?
Nope, antelope counts. Guess what? So do little kitties. That's what chineese food is for. You know, I probably ate your cousin last night. At lunch, I probably ate your sister.

Stay away from chineese restaurants if you know what's good for you. Or until you change your avi into something less edible.
eek you're gonna make him cry!
No, you see, he didn't cry. I just turned him emo.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:47 pm


AnNa-RoX-uR-sOxX
shadow_ninjette
AnNa-RoX-uR-sOxX
Roxas_fan
Does Antalope count as not ment to be eaten by "humans"?
Nope, antelope counts. Guess what? So do little kitties. That's what chineese food is for. You know, I probably ate your cousin last night. At lunch, I probably ate your sister.

Stay away from chineese restaurants if you know what's good for you. Or until you change your avi into something less edible.
eek you're gonna make him cry!
No, you see, he didn't cry. I just turned him emo.
that's horrible! gonk
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