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Galad Aglaron
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:25 pm


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ur v3gg4nz
I beg your pardon?
ur v3g4ns nub u dunt et3 t3h m34tz
I am not a vegan. I simply prefer fruit to meat.
noze u h4z v3g4n u c**t e4t t3h 4pPulz edit c**t lul
Uh, honey, apples don't grow on bones.


stare Fortunately, at this point, I was called away to go shopping. Good thing, too. One more verse of this little ditty of horror and I would've been looking for a gas can... I swear, she was going out of her way to sound stupid.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:11 am


Galad Damodred
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ur v3g4ns nub u dunt et3 t3h m34tz
I am not a vegan. I simply prefer fruit to meat.
noze u h4z v3g4n u c**t e4t t3h 4pPulz edit c**t lul
Uh, honey, apples don't grow on bones.


stare Fortunately, at this point, I was called away to go shopping. Good thing, too. One more verse of this little ditty of horror and I would've been looking for a gas can... I swear, she was going out of her way to sound stupid.


eek

She should be shot in the shoulders, shot in the knees, and have a live grenade stuffed in her mouth while you read her Shakespeare's Macbeth. That should do the trick.

Natsuri


Galad Aglaron
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:35 am


Oh no, I despise Macbeth. I'd much rather read her something by Wilde. The Importance of Being Earnest, perhaps. It's very refreshing to read something so sophisticated yet silly.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:54 am


Wow.

Terrifying. I thought it was going down...
Seriously, there's not a lot of change in the horror forums...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:23 pm


Galad Damodred
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ur v3g4ns nub u dunt et3 t3h m34tz
I am not a vegan. I simply prefer fruit to meat.
noze u h4z v3g4n u c**t e4t t3h 4pPulz edit c**t lul
Uh, honey, apples don't grow on bones.


stare Fortunately, at this point, I was called away to go shopping. Good thing, too. One more verse of this little ditty of horror and I would've been looking for a gas can... I swear, she was going out of her way to sound stupid.


What does that even say i mean come on that's pathetic
PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:56 pm


Damn, idiotic AND illiterate. One of the worst combos I despise. (I bet a lot of horror stories are like this, but this is the first I've thoroughly read.)

Serverus Snope

Anxious Noob


Niccea Majeare

PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:26 am


Runs in the the flamethrower. "Sorry I'm late."
PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:22 pm


*Twitch* Why would someone do that!? It's pretty obvious that this person hasn't been paying any attention in English class. Either that or her school is terrible and that's what they teach him.

Ashley Amnesia


Galad Aglaron
Captain

PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:52 pm


I just realised what the penultimate line says. I "has the vegan"? What is it, a disease?
PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:29 pm


Galad Damodred
Oh no, I despise Macbeth. I'd much rather read her something by Wilde. The Importance of Being Earnest, perhaps. It's very refreshing to read something so sophisticated yet silly.


Ah, another preference. Understandable.

In that case, I am sorry for offending any sensibilities you may have. sweatdrop

Natsuri


Galad Aglaron
Captain

PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 5:49 pm


No offence is taken. I have no doubt that Macbeth is a very fine piece of literature; Shakespeare is simply not to my taste.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:00 am


Niccea Majeare
Runs in the the flamethrower. "Sorry I'm late."


Ah, your arrival is timely. In that case, carry on and join in. I'll even bring the smores! rofl

Natsuri

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