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Dragon Razikale

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:41 pm


Zyderic
Translation: (brackets are for a sketchy translation)

You know (get it) when I said I hate americans, it is not because I sometimes troll but because every non-american really hates america because of your elitist attitude towards everyone.

'If you don't do what we say we will bomb your motherf**king arses lol'
'You are a shame in the american language (What the f**k it is from england you p***k)
'Shut your communist mouth about america: I am glad I have a gun in freedom america because I would shoot your terrorist arse if I ever met you pinko'
'I hope our government sees this and tracks you down (because the government goes on Gaia daily)

Also your dumbass attitude annoys us all

'well in New Zealand and Polynesia size 12 is normal, in fact size 10 is skinny, no other countries are (fatist, presumably discriminatory against fat people) (by the way in New Zealand our size 12 is your size 4 and we consider that fat anyway)'
'New Zealand is in Australia right *laugh*'
'We had to bomb Iraq because there were terrorists and they would have killed everyone in the world who was not Arab because they are terrorists: yes all of them and right now they are burning in hell'

Your fatness pisses us off.

'I like to see some healthy size 10 curves of lady so I can cuddle into her soft spots you know?'
'Well real women have curves' (not great rolls of sweating cottage cheese)
'Size zero are so anorexic skinnies that when I see them I go up to them and tell them what I think and how they need help quickly please *laugh* *laugh* (What if you are naturally skinny)

plus your size small McDonalds are bigger then our larges.

Then they come into our countries as tourists and speak loudly and call us all pinkos if we don't think the Iraq War is good and have short (d**k) hair and complain loudly and are really rude to everyone they meet. ((that's a laugh, talk about the pot calling the kettle black))

Do not forget tipping what the f**k I will not pay you twice

These are all comments other people have made ages ago I could not find, I am not making this up it is really bad and nobody likes you guys, stay in your country okay? ((And she thinks Americans are rude?))

By the way the (discussion) is about countries you do not like

List points or whatever, you have to give reasons though

Also talk about how everyone hates America and why you hate them OR your feelings on this if you are American.


Wow. I have translated the work of an all new tier of retard.


How on Earth did you translate that? I didn't even get the first line that the person typed, though it was already hurting my head.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:59 am


I can read it. It's just really painful. sweatdrop

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:40 pm


Natsuri
osaka laka
I hope she chokes on a very grammatically correct paragraph about how grammatically incorrect her paragraphs are.


I am starting to like you right now. A lot. Because if text-talking idiotic retards have the same grading scale as hurricanes, she'd be a Category Seven right now. lol

::this rant below directed as commentary for the text-talker in question::

Okay, so you have a score of rotten things to say about North America. Big deal. Okay, so you think I'm apathetic for saying that. Okay... So you think I'm a complete retard for speaking my mind out? Screw you! Red_Haired_Hoe is my a** and Leetroy is my balls; I'd rather shove Donkey Kong up my a** than endure one more minute of your illiterate idiocy! That entire post is diarrehea(?) doo-doo through the nose! (I don't even know if I spelled that one right. confused )

Me reading crappy text-talk posts that dare call themselves "intelligent" is the proverbial equivalent of the Angry Video Game Nerd playing super-dismal games that dare call themselves "electronic entertainment."


Thank you, and I agree completely. "Diarrhea doo-doo through the nose!"..."Red_Haired_Hoe is my a** and Leetroy is my balls"..."I'd rather shove Donkey Kong up my a** than endure one more minute of your illiterate idiocy!" All made me roll on the ceiling laughing each time. Would laugh, then get on my seat, then repeat.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:15 am


-faints from complete lack of grammar and punctuation-

...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:42 am


Kira84
I need an aspirin. burning_eyes

Forget asprin: I'm taking a Midrin after this (low prescription level migraine medicine). Wow... doesn't others have better things to do then criticize Americans. I find the comment about the "American" language amusing though. Um, regardless of if you wish to refer to North American English as "American" or not, the person obviously doesn't speak "American" or English.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:38 am


Bouncing Pigtails
Natsuri
osaka laka
I hope she chokes on a very grammatically correct paragraph about how grammatically incorrect her paragraphs are.


I am starting to like you right now. A lot. Because if text-talking idiotic retards have the same grading scale as hurricanes, she'd be a Category Seven right now. lol

::this rant below directed as commentary for the text-talker in question::

Okay, so you have a score of rotten things to say about North America. Big deal. Okay, so you think I'm apathetic for saying that. Okay... So you think I'm a complete retard for speaking my mind out? Screw you! Red_Haired_Hoe is my a** and Leetroy is my balls; I'd rather shove Donkey Kong up my a** than endure one more minute of your illiterate idiocy! That entire post is diarrehea(?) doo-doo through the nose! (I don't even know if I spelled that one right. confused )

Me reading crappy text-talk posts that dare call themselves "intelligent" is the proverbial equivalent of the Angry Video Game Nerd playing super-dismal games that dare call themselves "electronic entertainment."


Thank you, and I agree completely. "Diarrhea doo-doo through the nose!"..."Red_Haired_Hoe is my a** and Leetroy is my balls"..."I'd rather shove Donkey Kong up my a** than endure one more minute of your illiterate idiocy!" All made me roll on the ceiling laughing each time. Would laugh, then get on my seat, then repeat.


Yeah, even I found that funny! ::shakes head:: Really, can't it get any worse than this? As in the law of storytelling, it always does. biggrin

Natsuri


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:55 pm


Aaagh... help.. my... eyes... (dies) burning_eyes
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