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 Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:55 am
The camera pans in on a high class resturant. Men and women can be seen in suits and extravagent dresses. The men are smoking cigars and the women are wearing valuable jewelry.
Zoom in on a table in the corner. Samoa Dan can be seen smoking a joint. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt, because he couldn't afford the actual suit, and a pair of shorts, because he couldn't afford a pair of pants. When a waiter walks over Dan says "What can I say? I spent a little too much green on the green."
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:06 am
Jacq looked up at the waiter, he tossed his menue aside.
"Forget the fancy stuff. Jacq wants; Eggplant with a Crabmeat Dianne sauce, Shrimp on Brochette, Fried Shrimp with a seafood sauce!"
The waiter looked at Jacq
"Sir... this is a five star restaraunt. We don't serve your country bayou cuisines here. We have only the finest itallian dining."
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:10 am
"******** yeah, I'll get a pizza then!" Dan says.
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to watch your language in our establishment. And I'm going to also have to ask you to put that out" the waiter then reaches for Dans joint. Then then grabs his hand and twists it behind his back, takes the joint and puts it out on his neck. "No one touches my s**t!" Dan says. "Now then, an extra large pizza."
Dan then looks to Jacq. "Oh, and were you getting anything?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:14 am
Jacq thinks hard for a moment. He even gets lost into his thoughts. He looks at the waiter.
"Jacq wants pizza too. With pineapple, anchovies, bleu cheese and mushrooms."
As the waiter scurried away in fear of Dan jacq looked around the place.
"Dan... Jacq does not like this place. Next week we go to Jacq's home on the Bayou. Jacq's family makes the best gumbo."
Jacq pulled out a coloring book, and began to color a picture of a tutrle. Jacq drew what looked like a championship belt above the turtle.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:16 am
"Gumbo? I've never had elephant before" Dan says. While waiting for the waiter get back, he starts to throw breadsticks at the other patrons.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:22 am
Soon two men in uniforms and badges with nightsticks walked up to the table. Theyy looked at Dan and Jacq.
"Okay Gentlemen. We gotta ask you two to leave..."
Jacq looked confused
"But..."
Then one of the officers snatched Jacq's drawing and crumpled it up. Jacq's eyes went wide with shock.
"I KILL YOU!!!"
Jacq dove on the man who ruined his drawing. The two went crashing through another couples table. Food flying everywhere. Jacq hopped up off the man. He pulled off his tuxedo and stood there in his boxers. He jumped on top of another table.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
Jacq dove off and delivered an elbow drop to the officer, as the second officer sniffed the air around Dan, smelling herb.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:31 am
The second officer looks do Dan. "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to put your hands behind your back and be peaceful."
With bloodshot eyes, Dan says "Oh, I'm peaceful... Where's my pizza?" But when Dan sees the cuffs at the side of the officers belt, his expression turns serious. Joining in with Jacq, he begins to beat the hell out of the officer. He throws him into a table where a nice couple are enjoying dessert, and as he smashes into the table the dessert goes flying into the air... right into Dans hands! "Sweet!" Dan says, as he begins to chow down on cheesecake.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:35 am
The second officer re-gains his composure. He approaches Dan from behind with his nightstick out. Jacq rises up behind the officer. half naked and smeared with food. All wide-eyed psycho looking. The officer stops in his tracks and slowly turns around to facs Jacq. He sees the half naked butterfly man and high tails it from the restaraunt. Jacq sees Dan eating cheesecake and suddenly his expression changes.
"Ooooh."
He approaches the table and takes a bowl of ice cream off the mess and begins to chow with Dan. Now lost in his own world of suggary goodness and happyness Jacq sat peacfully on the floor eating ice cream.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:37 am
It's just then that the cooking staff emerge from the kitchen! They're armed with ledels and pots and pans. Thankfully they were so angry they forgot to grab any knives. By now all of the customers had fled, and the staff is angry!
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:41 am
Jacq had disappeared by now. A voice was heard from the kitchen.
"Hey what the?! GET OUT OF THERE!"
More crashing was heard. A cook went flying through the door. Jacq was barely visable. He was in the kitchen sitting on a station counter, with the desert freezer wide open. He was covered in chocolate, vanilla and other random deserts and flavorings.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:46 am
Dan, armed with a chair, makes quick work of the staff. He can smell Jacq and makes way for the kitchen!
Once the two have eaten their fill, Dan looks up at the camera. The entire resturant is torn apart, with broken staff members all on the floor. Jacq and Dan are both completely covered in sugary goodness, and Dan says "If you think the destruction here was bad, wait until we get our hands on the tag team champions."
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:54 am
Jacq looked at Dan confused.
"We have match with champions? Jacq must train!"
Jacq immediately dropped to the floor and began doing push-ups.
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:55 am
"I hope we do, otherwise I booked the reservations here for nothing"
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