Alright maggots, I'm here to relay an order from Grand Admiral Thrawn about a temporary routine to help make you sorry excuses for sentient beings slightly more effecient at being worth sith.

For the length of Gaia's Valentine's event, so will the guild have its own. It will work as follows:

Throughout the cantina, one person will be cupid, and will shoot any target of their choice with any weapon using our recently supplied cupid ammunition.

The target will then do something romantic with the person posting after the shooter in their next post, and this excludes the target theirself. You maggots get enough self-loving in your bunks as it is. However, if the next person is the shooter, they are fair game. Then they will fire at someone else. I know this is too complicated for your small brains to understand, so I've provided an example here, with Maggot B being the 1st cupid:

Maggot A
Blah blah blah, stupid crap, nag nag nag, rant rant.


Maggot B
* snipes Maggot A in their hot, sexy a** with a love blaster * Blah blah blah, idiotic remark, even more stupid crap than Maggot A.


Maggot C
Blah blah blah, emote abuse, something something something Dark Side something something complete.


Maggot A
* makes out with Maggot C under the stars * Blah blah blah, enough stupid crap to make me go insane, blah blah blah blah.

* shoots Maggot D in the head with a heavy repeater de amour *


I'm sure even you morons can figure it out from there.

LOOK ALIVE, SOLDIERS!

Oh, and one final note: If the current target doesn't reply within an hour or so, then whoever decides to take over as cupid can do so and target someone else. This way the event won't be held up by anyone because they're not here to respond.