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 Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:50 am
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:15 pm
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:16 pm
Chuck Norris went to The Virgin Islands and now they are just The Islands
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:39 pm
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the red cross, just never his own.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:41 pm
Chuck Norris counted to infinity -twice.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:44 pm
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:48 pm
Quote: Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris is the reason nobody can find Carmen Sandiago.
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:48 am
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:33 am
Once, Chuck Norris walked down a street with an erection. There were no survivors.
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:43 pm
The fastest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Vote for Kael'thas.
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:50 am
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
On a quick aside: I saw the movie Pootie Tang this weekend, and they used the same jokes for him razz (the movie was quite lame though, with Chris Rock playing half of all the parts)
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