Well I guess I'll post em here, makes it more convinient for all of you (but less convinent for me!
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Omega Broccoli MonBy JCMOne day, in the Super Secret Not So Secret Lair of Dr. Demented, it was dinner time when… "YUCK I HATE BROCCOLI," exclaimed the Dr. (quick introduction, lazy mad scientist who builds inventions that almost always go awry). Squid (quick intro, the Dr.'s faithful assistant, who is forced against his will to be his assistant) replied, "You're gonna eat it and your gonna like it!" The Dr. was scrapping the broccoli off his plate to fed the dog, only one thing, he didn't have a dog. "What are you doing," the confounded Squid asked the Dr.. "I'm feeding the dog! That's what you keep nagging me to do," shouted the Dr. "We don't have a dog," corrected Squid. "Oh, ahh…" said the Dr. in disappointment," but wait the broccoli has been there for over 10 seconds!" "Fine, but no dessert until you finish those greens" said Squid "Aw," wined the Dr., he kicked the broccoli on the floor. But little did he know what he'd done, for he kicked it into the Transform-Into-A-Monster machine! The broccoli grew and grew until it was 3 stories tall! It instantly knew it's purpose, to destroy all! Now and forever this monster would be known as Omega Broccoli Mon! Omega Broccoli Mon began to march into the town of Anythingbutnormal. "AW, F***," exclaimed the Dr., "I'll get the keys and the weapons." He and Squid entered the Thingamajig (a UFO thingy, which is all terrain, but damn I wish gas prices went down! Do you know how many miles per gallon this thing gets!) By the time the Dr. and Squid arrived, the monster had already begun it's rampage, destroying the Pizza Tent, the Missouri Fried Chicken, and even Taco Hut! This monster had to be stopped before Anythingbutnormal was left in ruins, and Dr. Demented had to pay up the a** for being indirectly responsible for it's destruction! The Dr. used his rocket launcher, but the beast's shell was too thick. He tried to destroy it with other weapons such as a potato gun, a 15th century samurai sword, and a biscuit (not the British kind, which are known as cookies to my fellow Americans, but a biscuit from MFC, Missouri Fried Chicken, which he later ate) but nothing could pierce the emerald giant. The monster spotted the antenna of the local radio station, 93.3 KROK, and began to climb it. (who here smells King Kong spoof) The Dr. tried to shoot it down from the tower, but it destroyed the Thingamajig. All hope seemed lost, but the Dr. finally realized that the only way to defeat Omega Broccoli Mon was too…………….EAT IT! The Dr. was frightened that he must face his greatest fear in order to stop him! Squid then pushed him to his green fate. The Dr. then stated, "Man, I shouldn't have eaten that biscuit," as he took one gigantic bite of the monster. He began to eat more and more of the broccoli while Squid got his jam box out put in a CD, which played "I Got the Power" But it all seemed futile, when the Dr. saw what little damage he did to the gargantuan beast! He was full, and Anythingbutnormal's last hope was gone, until the Dr. finally realized something. He had pulled from his coat and odd weapon and aimed at Omega Broccoli Mon. "What is that," Squid asked. "Broccoli vaporizer gun, how else am I to get dessert, eating my vegetables, f*** that!" He fired and ex-ter-min-at-ed the beast. 23 hours later dinner was served, more broccoli. "Not again," he said as he vaporized the broccoli. The Dr, turned and looked at the audience (that's you, feel special) and questioned, "Got Cheese?"
This novelization brought to you by the American Dairy Association! (MOO!)
NEXT TIME: Genesis of Smiley Bot!
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