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Black Witch of Ra
Captain

Greedy Shapeshifter

18,100 Points
  • Invisibility 100
  • Party Animal 100
  • Battle: Mage 100
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:08 pm


Ha ha! Hee hee! Ha ha! Hee hee!
I'm going to a hotel, a rather interesting hotel.

Walls with white, doors of steel!
Oh fun! What fun!
Doctors and nurses up and down the hallways,
Tending to the dressed up folk.
Jolly they are, oh yes indeed!

They've got masks on their heads.
Delightful really, they bite like lions!
Their taliors aren't good at math for the their sleeves are rather long!
Tied up in a knot behind them, belts in the wrong places too.
Oh what fun! Oh so fun!

Their rooms are padded with pillows and no one can hear a sound!
Bouncing around, all day long!
What fun these folks have!
Oh, I'll certainly want to stay at the happy hotel!
So much fun and joy!

People bouncing and talking everywhere!
Oh sure! I'll sign in!
Give me a pillow room like that fellow over there,
and a mask like that man over here.
Oh! And the long sleeves too! Asian sleeves are fun to fly with yes?

Though I signed with a pen, trembling with joy.
Alas, I'm in, but dear me, there's only one bed!?
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:22 pm


It's been three months since I've been here.
It's not happy at all!
There are rats on the floor and the bed creaks at the joints.
Food is horrid and almost purid.
Not even a rat would eat it!
Horrible smells emitting from the toliet.
Why, they never come to clean it at all!

The doctors come and talk to me,
I say, "What sort of hotel is this?! It's not very happy!"
The the doctor leaves and says, "You're still utterly mad. You can't leave for your sake."
I jump and thrash the b*****d down, "Of course I'm mad! This place is driving me mad!!
I want my money back this instant!"

He calls and wails and soon they came.
Strapping me down to the bed.
They took a needle and poked and prodded,
Until they find a proper end.
I yelled in pain and then I drift.

Doctors left, me in bed.
Wonder what they'll do to me now. . .

Black Witch of Ra
Captain

Greedy Shapeshifter

18,100 Points
  • Invisibility 100
  • Party Animal 100
  • Battle: Mage 100
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