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Deshi

PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 1:16 pm


This is the area where I post random conversations between Smeet and I like I did back at the old shop. Normally no one talked to me or I wasn't on enough to have a conversation with the other owners so I just chatted with Smeet for one entry a week to keep myself active. And if that wasn't cool enough, we always end each entry with a sing along between the two of us featuring any random song I currently have stuck in my head. I would rather you not post here but hell, I don't care. lol

Deshi: Hey Smeet!
Smeet: stare What now?
Deshi: Awww... What's wrong?
Smeet: I want to explode... *blows nose*
Deshi: Awww, you got teh floo?
Smeet: Bite me.
Deshi: Later. 3nodding
Smeet: eek
Deshi: Anyway, you know, they say the best way to get rid of a cold is to give it to someone else! Take me for example: I had a cold a few days ago and I woke up this morning ALL BETTER!
Smeet: stressed YOU got me sick??
Deshi: Awww... *patpat* Let's sing a song!
Smeet: *sigh* What song this week?
Deshi: Hmmm... How about the opening theme to Puni Puni Poemi?
Smeet: I didn't care for that anime....
Deshi: TOO BAD!!
Smeet: eek stare
Deshi: Furimukeba Loneliness!
Smeet: Furimuka nakute mo loneliness...
Deshi: Ima tomodachi boshuu chuu!
Smeet: Koibito nara motto.
Both: OOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! *bows*
PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 10:23 pm


Deshi: Wow, Smeet. This was truly a wonderful Christmas!
Smeet: *humors Deshi* What was so WONDERFUL about it?
Deshi: Glad you asked. I made a SNOWMAN! *holds up 1 foot tall snowman*
Smeet: ....That's it?
Deshi: It's my first snowman with REAL snow, not those many pounds of crushed ice we spilled in the kiddy pool last summer. This is my FIRST WHITE CHRISTMAS snowman. His name is Bernard and I luff him. ^^ *cuddles and he crumbles and melts*
Smeet: HA! xd
Deshi: eek
Smeet: xp
Deshi: sad
Smeet: smile
Deshi: cry
Smeet: stare
Deshi: crying
Smeet: ALRIGHT SHUT UP! Sing a freakin song and stop crying for heaven's sake...
Deshi: SQUEE!!
Makka na ohana no tonakai-san wa
Itsumo minna no waraimono
Smeet: Demo sono toshi no kurisumasu no hi
Santa no ojisan wa iimashita
Deshi: Kurai yomichi wa pika pika no
Omae no hana ga yaku ni tatsu no sa
Smeet: Itsumo naiteta tonakai-san wa
Koyoi koso wa to yorokobimashita
Deshi: YAY!! ^^ I feel better.
Smeet: Don't you just?
Deshi: Well, I was going to decapitate him anyway by strangling him with the beads mommy put around his neck but whichever death comes first...
Smeet: eek ..... *backs away*
Deshi: HAPPY CHRISTMAS!! whee

Deshi


Deshi

PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 2:08 pm


Smeet: So Desh, I heard you got a new pet?
Deshi: SQUEE! 3nodding *holds up egg*
Smeet: ........ So what is it?
Deshi: It's an icicle Wethkin!
Smeet: You're raising an icicle in the south? Won't it... melt??... And die?
Deshi: I'm keeping it in the freezer!
Smeet: Won't it sufficate?
Deshi: ......... Uhh..... *runs to freezer*
Smeet: stare
PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:23 pm


Deshi: HEEEEEEEEEY! Long time, no rant, Smeety-kins!
Smeet: And just when I was getting to think we weren't going to do this anymore. *sigh*
Deshi: BLASPHEMY!
Smeet: Just get it over with...
Deshi: Ok! Anyway! I drew a picture! Wanna see? *holds up picture before he could answer*
Smeet: Meh... It's ok...
Deshi: OK?? This is the besterest picture EVA!
Smeet: Uhh... sure...
Deshi: And I will frame it on the wall where it will hang for all to see an adore!
Smeet: ... That's great...
Deshi: And then the press will hear about it's majesty and take pictures and I'll be on the news!
Smeet: Alright, you can stop no-
Deshi: And then the president will demand my talents be made know--
Smeet: ALRIGHT!!! I LIKE IT! SHUT UP AND GO AWAY!!
Deshi: ........... You didn't have to yell like that.... Wanna sing a song now?
Smeet: Fine, fine.
Deshi: Kizutsuku koto wa kowakunai!
Smeet: Dakedo kesshite tsuyokunai!
Deshi: Tada, nanimo shinai mama de!
Smeet: Kuyandari wa shitakunai!
Both: Here we go! go!
Deshi: Hashiri-tsudzukeru!
Smeet: Dare ni mo tomerare wa shinai!
Deshi: Mirai no jibun e to!
Both: Give a reason for life todoketai!! xd

Deshi


Deshi

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:53 pm


Deshi: *eating a balogna log*
Smeet: That's gross...
Deshi: I agree.
Smeet: ... You... agree?
Deshi: Yep...
Smeet: .. Then why are you eating it?
Deshi: Because it's yummy.
Smeet: But you just said it was gross.
Deshi: It is.
Smeet: What?
Deshi: It is gross... to everyone but me.
Smeet: So if you thought it was gross, then why did you agree?
Deshi: To mess with your head.
Smeet: I hate you...
Deshi: I love you too, Smeet. heart

...

Deshi: Kyoukasho no hashi Kaita KIMI no nigaoe no hoppe
Both: Un!
Deshi: PINKU no PEN de somete mita yo ATASHI ni koi shiteru no?
Smeet: ...nante ne. Yadaa DOKI DOKI shiteru!
Deshi: Houkago KIMI wo matte iru no Koutei no SUMI de
Both: Ne, ne!
Deshi: Minna to warau KIMI no KOTO wo Kossori mite iru no ni
Both: Honto wa KIMI to te wo tsunaide arukitai
ATASHI no KIMOCHI tsutawaru to ii no ni naa...

Both: Itsuka Omoikitte
Smeet: Chu?
Both: Daisuki tte ieru kana?
KIMI no ai wo zenbu Hitorijime dekiru kana? HEY!
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