But shame. I feel as a future English teacher and have done a few lesson plans already, I could help out smile
http://www.junketstudies.com/rulesofw/ --> Sort out and learn about the biggest rules of writing, very important stuff here!
http://www.sentex.net/~mmcadams/spelling.html --> Take this test to learn where you fail in spelling and some tips that may actually be of use to you 3nodding
Without reading of novels and poetry, you may drastically fail in any language, and it often sounds splendid if you knew what you were reading in a poem or shockingly enough, might sound intelligent for once by using a lovely term to enhance your poetical discussion. Here's the link: http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/lit_terms/index.html
If you per chance wish to sound part of the crowd, you may even make use of the http://www.urbandictionary.com/ website where they list a large amount of definations of slang words that may assist in your fitting in.
If you really have any other problems, or perhaps know your current level of literacy, I can recommend some books for you to read to help improve your brain capacity and understanding of the English language. Otherwise, just shut up and stop becoming the village idiot that everybody enjoys shooting pebbles at 3nodding Where...that is up to you to ponder