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Silver Vermouth

PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:07 pm


Don't run. Use a camera, call the police, and start SCREAMING about being stalked.

We've been telling people how they harass, threaten, and stalk critics. If they do it to you, CONTACT THE MEDIA ASAP. Don't just run away.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:13 pm


id tell them im going to bite them and put thetans in there bodies.

cottoncandypimp
Crew


Cyanide Tastes Bad

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:31 pm


I start shouting about the story of Xenu to 'em. That usually does the trick, they get this weird look in their eyes and run off. Another thing I do is take out a camera and start filming them while narrating about how they are stalking me. That gets rid of them pretty fast.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:35 pm


Cyanide Tastes Bad
I start shouting about the story of Xenu to 'em. That usually does the trick, they get this weird look in their eyes and run off. Another thing I do is take out a camera and start filming them while narrating about how they are stalking me. That gets rid of them pretty fast.

Same here. I URGE YOU ALL TO JOIN THE CHANOLOGY PARLIAMENT IN THE MISSIONS AND ORGANIZATIONS SUB-FORUM.

Admiral Dax


cottoncandypimp
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:51 pm


i would dare one to follow me cuz id lead them into a dark alley and then go gangsta on that fool. whee cool
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:06 pm


Personally, I'd go to a gay bar, and start stripping on the bar.

Nex Vultuosus


Cyanide Tastes Bad

PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:07 am


Something else that works well: turn to them, then put up your hands and start slowly backing away while saying "Calm down, sir! Sir- No- Sir, just calm down! Calm down, sir!" and that sort of thing very loudly, and preferably in a crowded area. It works wonders.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:47 pm


Ive done that before its fun as hell. my buddy didn't like it and the mall security guys weren't to happy when I told them I was just messing around.

Bloogonis


Death_Tap
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 8:45 am


Anything non-violent and attention getting is usually the best way in defending yourself. Although I would strongly advise against walking into a police station with a mask on, especially in the USA.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:37 pm


i'd just yell "rape! rape!" lol or embaras them if they were in a crowd like

"omg are you -----?----- from the ----?---- show!?"


if it was a girl id be like "that isnt my kid in you! you said 20 dallors and you would do anything but i never exspected this!!! scream xd

cottoncandypimp
Crew


RAPTOR948

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:03 am


I'd get me some of that body armor s**t that makes it impossible to kill you with bullets.

take a blade with me(since a blade is easier to conceal and though is melee, doesnt use ammo or have downtime from reloading, and you can carry a blade since the gun laws were in place).

if I find someone from Scientology is stalking me, I'll turn to the ******** and take out my weapon, saying that the predator has become the prey in a sickass tone, like I was luring them in.

it's a simple truth/deception tactic I use since I mastered using honesty to decive, which in itself it a paradox of itself and can only lead to my victim doing as I expect since I corner them mentally.

again, if I find someone from Scientology stalking me, I'll turn to them and say that the hunter is the hunted, that I was baiting them the whole time and tell them to leave me alone and never persue me again, or the recoil from their actions will in turn be the undoing of their entire cult.

I know a few muslims who are awesome people, a budhist or two, maybe a few jews, I can get every religion against scientology.

"to persue me with hostility is to persue your own destruction, the lord is my guide, and you will not have my soul for your demonic rituals, leave me in peace forever more scientologists, or should I be struck down I shall return stronger than ever before!"

something like that maybe for a quote.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:16 pm


RAPTOR948
I'd get me some of that body armor s**t that makes it impossible to kill you with bullets.

take a blade with me(since a blade is easier to conceal and though is melee, doesnt use ammo or have downtime from reloading, and you can carry a blade since the gun laws were in place).

if I find someone from Scientology is stalking me, I'll turn to the ******** and take out my weapon, saying that the predator has become the prey in a sickass tone, like I was luring them in.

it's a simple truth/deception tactic I use since I mastered using honesty to decive, which in itself it a paradox of itself and can only lead to my victim doing as I expect since I corner them mentally.

again, if I find someone from Scientology stalking me, I'll turn to them and say that the hunter is the hunted, that I was baiting them the whole time and tell them to leave me alone and never persue me again, or the recoil from their actions will in turn be the undoing of their entire cult.

I know a few muslims who are awesome people, a budhist or two, maybe a few jews, I can get every religion against scientology.

"to persue me with hostility is to persue your own destruction, the lord is my guide, and you will not have my soul for your demonic rituals, leave me in peace forever more scientologists, or should I be struck down I shall return stronger than ever before!"

something like that maybe for a quote.

...God, you're stupid.

Cyanide Tastes Bad

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