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Denaliah Arts

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:31 pm


Self explanatory, feel free to post as many ideas as you can come up with, and i encourage commenting on the posts of others, just don't be too offensive

Hidan:

WHAT THE !@#$ ARE YOU !@#$ING CALLIN ME FOR?!
LEAVE YOUR !@#$ING MESSAGE AFTER THE !@#$ING BEEP!!!!

*BEEP*

Sasori:

god dammit deidara! my sandaime puppet is wet and smells like public washrooms!

if your leader press 1
if your one of my spies press 2
if your deidara, you are such an annoying, stupid, blond, idiotic, hot--er i mean idiotic little BRAT!

leave your message after deidara's scream
*deidara screams*

Deidara:

BANG!

OMG i'm so sorry for using your puppet's arm for a toilet plunger!
if your tobi, stop annoying me you creepy kid, i'm not interested in even interacting with you!

leave your message after the bang
*bang*
PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:12 pm


Deidara:
WHY THE HELL ARE U CALLING NOW!! U KNOW I AM ON VACATION!! SO FU@* OFF!!
P.S. IF YOU ARE TOBI...FU@$ HELL OFF BIT#*....THANKS FOR FU@*ING OFF
*BEEP*


Lol Its not that good. sorta bad

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:31 pm


Tobi:

Tobi is a good boy! He is sorry he couldn't answer the phone right now, but would Tobi love to hear from you!
Deidara-senpai! I'm coming for my hug!
Leave a message after the doggy bark!

-Meow?-
PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:04 pm


Itachi:

This is Itachi master of the universe and possessor of the best Mangeko Sharingan around, if you'd like to leave my hot self a message, it's mandatory to leave your name and number after I say weasels rule. And I'll get back to you when I god dam feel like it! Have a super day.

*Itachi says weasels rule*

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:58 am


hmm try to make them a lil more realistic yet still funny?
PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 5:02 pm


I like some of them! Mine sucks though lol. I love your avi Shadowowl

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:39 pm


Deidara:

Not sorry I couldn't get to the phone in time hm. I was probably off blowing things up, or planning exactly how to murder Tobi, un. If you actually had something important to say leave a message after the explosion. If you name is Tobi, press 1, if your not in the Akatsuki, press 2.

*Explosion*


(If you were to press 1 or 2, the phone would blow up in your ear)
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:09 pm


Itachi:

............................

*Beep*

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:20 pm


Yoruichilover5
Itachi:

............................

*Beep*

lol plain, but effective

Itachi: *monotone voice* Greetings annoynomous-san, you have somehow reached BOOP(Bastardly Occacionally Optimistic Pests) or otherwise known as the residence of Mr. Itachi Alfred Washingtion Uchiha, no this is not a robot, i actually do sound like this. State your purpose and leave your message after the boop, yes i said boop

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:44 pm


Kakuzu:

You have reached Kakuzu, and I am unallowed to speak to you unless we are discussing a money matter. Press 1 if you are another member of the Akatsuki. Press 2 if you wish to talk to me about money. Press 3 if- OMG!!! Is that a dollar???!!!

*BEEP*

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:06 pm


Zetsu:

...................I can't come to the phone right now because I'm outside your window planning how to eat you. But feel free to leave your final message after the beep.

*beeeeeeeeeep*

person: ZOMG!!!! eek
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:31 pm


Lol, that was a good one.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:05 pm


Deidara:

GODDAMMIT!!! That b***h Tobi still won't die!! Even after I shoved a f$&#xki;ng lollipop down his throat!! AAGH!! He's immortal like that damn Hidan, un~!! Leave your message after you hear Tobi being strangled.

*SEEEENNNPAAAIII~~! AAAH!*
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