15 Things For Lord Voldemort To Do
While His Deatheaters Are Doing His Bidding.



1.Think up more clever anagrams for his name.

2.Look into Botox cosmetics to fill out his lack of lips.

3.Get Snape to make him a hair tonic.

4.Buy new robes, these have way too many kiss marks on the bottom of them.

5.Curse Snape for the hair tonic not working, Maybe he would work harder if I shaved his head.

6.Hmm, maybe a wig from is hair.

7.No, bald is better then greasy.

8.Now Lucius has nice hair, Oh Lucius!

9.Never mind, I’ll just use my wand.

10.Make appointment for Botox.

11.Get new hair cut.

12.Get a tan.

13.Give up the Evil Lord life.

14.Move to Muggle New York.

15.Become a super model and take over the world.