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 Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:55 pm
Yeah, I know this one is bad, but it's immature enough to be funny.
Q: How is an army medic like a hooker?
A: They both spend a large portion of their time looking at Privates.
Anyway, I'm drawing a blank as far as any others go, so please give me some more.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:34 am
LMAO
Awww.. if I didnt hear jokes like those already, still, it was funny.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:17 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:19 pm
How are Marines like bananas?
They're sick green in the boats, and in yellow, dieing bunches on the beaches. rofl
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:56 am
why do marines like to ride on the front of the ship.....
because the like the seamen in the rear rofl rofl pirate
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:49 pm
both of the above are good
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:38 pm
not really dirty but there one for every branch
navy
Never Again Volintier Yourself
forgot the rest of the branches
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:35 am
arnt
ready for
marines
yet
uncle
sams
misguided
children
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential
My
a**
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment,
Sir!
USARMY: Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet! Backwards: Yes My Retarded a** Signed Up
USMC: Urine Samples Make Civilians
USMC: Unlimited s**t Mass Confusion
USMC: U Suckers Missed Christmas
NAVY:
Need
Any
Vaseline
Yet
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:44 am
bigmouthbard arnt ready for marines yet uncle sams misguided children Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential My a** Rides In Navy Equipment, Sir! USARMY: Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet! Backwards: Yes My Retarded a** Signed Up USMC: Urine Samples Make Civilians USMC: Unlimited s**t Mass Confusion USMC: U Suckers Missed Christmas NAVY: Need Any Vaseline Yet lol thats what im talking about ^^ hahahaha
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:36 pm
lol
chuck norris eats babies and poops out navy seals
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:53 pm
this is kinda a long one, so bear with me...
3 generals and an admiral are standing talking to each other, trying to find out which branch has the bravest soldiers.
the navy admiral turns to one of his me and says. 'petty officer! go up that tower, and jump off with a parachute!' he says indicating a 40 foot tower. the PO does so, opens his chute, and glides down to safety. so the admiral turns to the other 3 men and gloats.
the Air Force general looks around and gets one of his men and says 'Airman! go up that tower, and jump off using only a back up parachute'. so the Airman does so, and lands safely. so then the Air Force general turns and gloats to the Navy adrmiral
the Army general looks around and pulls aside one of his men. and says 'Private i want you to get up that tower and jump off with no parachute, but go down with your rifle.' the private goes up the tower, jumps off and falls to earth firing his rifle, and in the end he his the ground and dies. the Amy general looks to the Navy and the Air Force men and gloats.
the USMC General pulls one of his men aside and says 'i want you to go up that tower, and jump off doing whatever you think is bravest.' the private looks at him and says '******** you, sir!' and walks off. the USMC general looks to the other three and says 'now thats bravery.'
told you it was long.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:52 pm
kesuke uchiha not really dirty but there one for every branch navy Never Again Volintier Yourself forgot the rest of the branches US Army = Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet (or backwards Yes My Retarded A** Signed Up) USMC = Uncle Sam's Misguided Children I don't know any for the Air Force
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:48 pm
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were
clear; no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the
windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back.
The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"
The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."
"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker
on the windshield."
The general said, "Drive on!"
The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have
orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."
The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on."
The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new
at this. Do I shoot you or the driver?"
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:31 pm
The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army:
1. A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic..."
2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."
3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based upon my experience..."
4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."
5. A Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this $#!+..."
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