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 Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:58 pm
i know their are already ones but i wanted to starts my own. biggrin
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist?
He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing.
How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music.
just a few,post urs here!
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:09 pm
You know you're a band nerd when you roll in step down the hall in time with other band nerds.
You know you're a band geek nerd your favorite pastime his getting your other band friends together and singing the show.
how do you get a trombone to sound like a French horn?
stick you hand in the bell and miss half the notes
(i am a French horn player and this is not true but sadly i find it funny 4laugh )
You know you're a band nerd when you turn on the radio and direct any song that comes on.
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:20 am
How do you tune two piccoloz??
shoot one of them!
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