alright, durrty. let's see if you've still got it.
cool i'm not going to take it easy on you, so i want you to see where i set the bar. come at me hard, homie.
razz Enter The
Phoenix! the ***** with the
Fist of fury.
i'll make quick work of Durrty, then proceed to diss the jury.*
but before that, i'ma show exactly why ur~so~wack,
by taking advantage of this
durrtyboi like a
bureaucrat.**
why even accept this challenge? this kid must be
stoned like
Bedrock,
to think my flaming punches wont make a perm from his
dreadlocks.
i don't need to
buy macks to leave you smoked like
dime sacks.
cuz your story BEGAN with it's
climax before it hit the
IMAX.
you were never grimy even before you disappeared. contrary instead.
in fact, the only griminess about you is... well, the dirt in your dreads.
neutral so now that you're
back, you're tryina come vicious like a piranha.
i guess this means i get to
PWN this replay like Rihanna! (Pon De Replay)
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explanations:
every voter will be analyzing us before making their decision... like a jury. this jury also happens to be potential opponents for me, so i'll be dissing them too eventually. thus, i'll eventually proceed to "diss the jury."*
on Futurama, Fry was pretty much nothing but an object for that bureaucrat chick.**
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