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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:56 am
Well just now, I was wrapping Christmas gifts for my cousins. And there is this one called a 'Disc Shooter', and it's one of those gun things that shoots little foam discs. But when I just glanced at it, I read it wrong and thought it said 'd**k Shooter'. rofl rofl rofl rofl That was pretty funny. Have you ever read something wrong and thought it said something really different/weird (and funny xd )?
(this topic's a little random, I know, sorry)
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:01 am
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL xD
That's really funny. :} When I was little I always pronounced words wrong.
Giblets (jib-lets), cholesterol(chol-is-chrol)(ch as in ch-ch-ch-chia!), Ramada (ruh-mah-duh),and so on and so forth. c:
So yeah.
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:32 am
I <3 it when that happens!
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:18 am
I remember last year in highschool, my math teacher printed off this thing for us to do, and he typed it up himself.
And he made a big typo, and instead of saying 'Count the amount of squares', it said 'Count the amount of squares'. Everyone in the class was like, "Did I just read that correctly? o_O;"
But yeah. Misreadings of words happens to me all the time. xD It's pretty funny.
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:33 pm
Grin Evilly I remember last year in highschool, my math teacher printed off this thing for us to do, and he typed it up himself.
And he made a big typo, and instead of saying 'Count the amount of squares', it said 'Count the amount of squares'. Everyone in the class was like, "Did I just read that correctly? o_O;"
But yeah. Misreadings of words happens to me all the time. xD It's pretty funny. We had this student teacher who was the worst typer in the world and for a paper he was supposed to write "Analyzing" but instead he wrote "Analsizing"
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:26 pm
sometimes, when my friends and i are talking, i think i mistake something they say as perverted... but they're just raunchy like that.
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[heart attack] Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:31 pm
[heart attack] sometimes, when my friends and i are talking, i think i mistake something they say as perverted... but they're just raunchy like that. It's sad these days. You can't say anything without somebody laughing at it because people have made up so many slang words for different raunchy things. neutral
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:47 pm
I can't think of many Mis-readings that I've experienced. I remember mis-reading the 'Bape Cow' (An item for sale in the Crate and Apparel shop thing), as 'Rape cow'.
I also remember one that was... Completely idiotic. In Law, we covered a case - Re: Sigsworth, 1935, as it uses 'The Golden Rule' (A method of interpreting the law). I think the sentence was something like - "... Killed his Mother to claim his Inheritance...", yet I managed to read it as "... Killed his Mother to claim his Impotence..." Heh... An easy mistake? redface
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:01 pm
I usually don't read things wrong a lot. I mostly hear things really wrong. lol Like this one time I went swimming with my sister and she says "Lets go to the Hot tub" and I heard " Let's get some hot dogs."
Another time my mom was ordering pizza and she said "the pizza is coming soon" and I heard, "Jesus is coming soon."
I have more...just don't feel like remembering. D': I have bad hearing and getting a hearing aid again because my hearing went worse after the surgery I had in the summer.
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:58 pm
I read -everything- wrong. One said "Big Sale" and I thought it said "Buttsecks". Then again, I think everything says Buttsecks XD It's an inside joke between me and my friends sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:58 am
I don't read things wrong a lot. But I do hear things wrong a lot. Like that time one of my classmates asked me what I thought about the swan we had seen on our way home. He said something like; 'You must've liked that, eh?' I thought he was hitting on me. lol redface
(my mind can be weird sometimes)
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:31 am
I have terrible hearing. And somehow, all the things I hear wrong are uber perverted.
So I won't even mention any, 'cause they're so not PG-13. sweatdrop whee
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:11 am
lol there was this snack food at big lots called 'Cheese Fetti' like, I guess short for confetti, but I thought it said Cheese Fettish! rofl
And there is this really ghetto store near my house called Hilltop Marketplace, but a lot of the letters are burnt out and if you glance at it it looks like it says 'Ill kept place' lol
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:25 pm
lol my friends and me say stuff weird alot... like she said glue glun... and another one said Blue Blerry.. I was singing cascada " every time we touch" and i said "Can you beat my heart feel slow" instead of "can you feel my heart beat slow" It was funneh I mostly dun read stuff wrong but like most of you i hear weird stuff tho i dun member I just know it happens ALOT... 
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