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Davis Shadenhand
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:26 am


These are my poetic Attacks on others who annoy me... Enjoy//choke
PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:30 am


(They posted an attack at the first post of an old place i used to hang out at so i retaliated)
Fairy Arse Bandit
What one does not understand;
is the informalness and slang
Of the very first thread.
The writer needs a noose to hang.

Alas, I hear your shouts
That is not the way to die
For an illiterate;
Oh no, first we should see them cry.

Maybe lose an ear
Or a finger or a toe!
Please change your language; RIP
Or I'll have to beat you, HOE.

'Lol' at my improper poetry skills. I haven't done poetry since I was knee high to a grasshopper. gonk



@Fairy Arse

While your Orthoptera Fellatio doth amuse
I Must protest your abuse (of poetry)
The words one should use
are not always for you to choose
and I urge you to understand that before
one has to get hitleresque on your jews.

So with your lyrical satire failing
Your noose flailing.
I'd suggest you run...
you see your ship is sailing...
and it looks like they've forgotten you.....

End....


BIoTCH....

Davis Shadenhand
Captain

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