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| How intelligent is your band director? |
| genius |
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38% |
[ 45 ] |
| pretty smart |
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29% |
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| could be worse |
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17% |
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| lacks the intelligence of a potato |
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14% |
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 Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:45 pm
my band director acts like one of us its pretty amusing...here is some of the stuff he has said over my past three years xD
*Hand Check* we all raise our hands but one guy*that means u to mr hot shot*
*i call the sean rickey bus*
*no i am not useing the mic cause it will be like Bam God comeing from the ceiling*we had goten new mics for the rooms at our school and we wanted him to use it
*put ur balls on the line like they've never been before*
*Gah thanx perry i just lost the game*
BD: the point of the game is to get the othe person to say Mine
Me: What do we have to say
BD: Mine
Me: haha 20 pushups xD
BD: gah i need to stop harassing the low brass
*play so good that the football team will be crying their asses off*
he was talking to one of my friends and they were being stupid...as he walked by i fliped on his mic and he went *house keeping* and its was so out of no where that everyone started laughing
*if i get messed up tell me as u were sir*
he mess up and we yell as u were
*gosh darnit...ill do the dance when noone is looking*
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:21 pm
"The wooden things are for hiding the acoustics curtains."
"SO THERE'S WINDOWS BACK THERE?"
"...*facepalm*"
"There's going to be at least 200 people in THIS room, right now there's 81 of us--"
"But the maximum occupancy sign says '80'!"
"Now, this is the order for soloists to stand up after the show. John, John, Eric, *etc*...any questions?"
"Yeah, if I play in the black hole rest, is that a solo?"
...god I love summer band camp at the university. Still have regular school camp, too! biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:05 am
"Why do you guys suck?"
"Don't trip"
"Are you suggesting that I am a b***h?"
"NO WAY!"
"My cat puked on me while I was getting ready for arcadia... I never change." *fail*
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:49 pm
Well let's see...
"I'm sorry percussion but you sound like sh*t"
"If you don't stop I'll throw my shoe at you!"
"Ok, look, it should sound like toe! Say toe!" *points at toe*
"Trumpets and trombones, your horn angles are horrible! Your bells should be pointing at me exactly, pretend that if something could come out the end it would nail me" *trumpet section response :"Cool!"*
"I'm not crazy! I'm just passionate about what i do!"
"Flutes I love you, but if you keep playing too flat I will jump off my podium and smack you"
"I've had enough of your shenanigans!"
"You have a way of saying the most inappropriate things with out saying inappropriate words! How is that even possible?"
"why is it that only one person in the 80 member ensemble can actually play this correctly?"
"If it don't snap, it's crap!"
"Focus, Focus, Focus!"
To our jazz band rhythm section "You guys are awesome, you've got your sh*t together. The rest of them on the other hand.... not so much"
"You guys suck! Why did our one good person choose to be gone today? I mean really, is she the only one that has enough brain power to play this right?"
"I did not write it in the wrong key! You just cant transpose!"
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