The_Wizard stood there, looking over his team, all of them busy. It was raining hard that night as they set up in that alley. He leaned his head back, letting the rain drop, his mouth open a bit..
"There you go! I can taste it! Oestrogen. Definitely oestrogen. Take the pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycle. Feminizes the fish. Goes all the way up into the sky then falls all the way back down onto me. Contraceptives in the rain. Love this planet. Still, at least I won't get pregnant. I'm never doing that again."
Normally, one would dismiss that last remark as the words of a crazy person, but with everything the team had gone through so far they just nodded and filed it away along with the hundreds of weird little facts about their boss, though the second last remark gave even more support to the most popular theories of The_Wizard not being human.. And while this wouldn't be the first time they dealt with a non-human life-form posing as a human, at least this time the alien wouldn't be trying to kill them all..
"There you go! I can taste it! Oestrogen. Definitely oestrogen. Take the pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycle. Feminizes the fish. Goes all the way up into the sky then falls all the way back down onto me. Contraceptives in the rain. Love this planet. Still, at least I won't get pregnant. I'm never doing that again."
Normally, one would dismiss that last remark as the words of a crazy person, but with everything the team had gone through so far they just nodded and filed it away along with the hundreds of weird little facts about their boss, though the second last remark gave even more support to the most popular theories of The_Wizard not being human.. And while this wouldn't be the first time they dealt with a non-human life-form posing as a human, at least this time the alien wouldn't be trying to kill them all..
