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 Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:17 pm
So.. here's a thread dedicated to... not-so-classic... classic Christmas carol parodies. I thought it would be fun if we invented parodies of the ever so awesome classic Christmas carols.
Here's mine!
Richard the Snot-Nosed Reindeer
Richard the Snot-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very runny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say "it's gross!"
I ran out of time to parody the rest of this... but I'm posting anyhow!
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:20 pm
From Denis Leary's Merry F%#kin' Christmas Special:
(To "O Tannenbaum")
O hooker girl, O hooker girl,
I want a happy ending
O hooker girl, O hooker girl,
I can't afford big spending
I've got some crack, some pills and booze,
I thought that that would be good news
O hooker girl, O hooker girl,
Please make my Christmas merry
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:27 pm
So I didn't write this, but it is one of my favorite parodies:
(To the tune of 'O Christmas Tree')
Oh Tom the toad, oh Tom the Toad,
why did you cross the road?
You hopped across that yellow line,
and now you're just a streak of slime.
Oh Tom the toad, oh Tom the Toad,
why did you cross the road?
You used to be so big and fat,
now you're just red and flat.
Oh Tom the Toad, oh Tom the Toad,
why did you cross the road?
You were my friend, and now you're dead,
your back is marked with tire tread.
Oh Tom the Toad, oh Tom the Toad,
why did you have to cross the road?
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