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Three of a Kind(Damien & Damita Ace w/ lil' bro Snypa) are at the top of the family tree. Damien celebrates his win of the PAW Championship by impregnating "The French Diva" Mystique after a night of foreplay, a threesome with some other hot French chick, and other freaky s**t because Marxx couldn't properly satisfy her. xd Unfortunately, "Mr. Canada" Jacob Meyers is born and triplet boys CwP, Chris Danzig and Cartwright are born three years later.
(Jacob comes across the path of Phyco Girl, bringing along the silver tongued devil or "The Prophet" Tavarius and Esoteric.)

(CwP dies a single virgin, but he adopts a teenage boy by the name of Christian Dalami. "The Loud Mouth" Codi Paige births the defective products of Cartwright's British loins, also known as Rogan Hibbits and a Psycho named Sammy.) blaugh

Damita meets "The Hardcore Messiah" Mad Dog, bringing Harli, Kodiak and Kody Golbert into the world.


Codi Paige goes out and cheats on Cartwright because he cheated on her with his own brother, Jacob, because Codi cheated on Cartwright with his sister-in-law, Phyco Girl. Codi sleeps with another man by the name of Krymzon Ghost and this interesting couple produces twin boys by the name of Creeker and Shredder. Shredder, seventeen years later, decides to murder his parents, and avoids Creeker for a long time until they meet in EEW and damn near kill each other. They die after a horrible fight on "The Jerry Springer Show." rofl

Meanwhile, after he and his partner and stepbrother Atrocity win the EEW Championship in a Triple Threat Taipei Deathmatch, thus making them co-holders(Good idea, it was by the way. wink ), Snypa runs into Tristianna Taylor who just recently broke up with Casey Bennett who lost said match, was with her sister Rayenne. Snypa leaves behind Rayenne and Atrocity and a six-year relationship later: Malvik Young and Jed are born.

Jed meets Maple Roberts and born is Adam Mastrocola.

Tristi's other sister, Nicoli, meets up with Tavarius some time later, and from that- the Kliq is born. All of them. The Damone siblings, with Jarel being first, then Zarel, Brandon, and Janelle. Ken Armand and Robert Orman come later and two years after Orman, the greatest emo to ever wrestle is born.

Shadow flies out to Australia for a photo shoot for PAW and runs into BJ Dragon, who had just left an abusive relationship with Nick Way. Shadow, drunk as hell, ends up in a bed with BJ and nine months later end up with Havok and Vincent Sanctuary.

Meanwhile, over in SWA...The Legend Brothers end up on "Maury" due to the fact it's unknown who fathered the CEO, Angel Henderson's, young sons "The Punk" Matt Shanahan and Saint Joey. This becomes a worldwide media issue after it's revealed that Matt is Evan's son and Joey is Eric's.

And finally, Marxx and Christina Parks' short-lived relationship brings about Tommy Duncan, Vamp, and Gravedigger.

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Yep. rofl

And he kills Codi, too. xd

*shakes head in shame* It's all that Arizona Green Tea I drink. The Ginseng did it!!!

Yeah, look what it did to Damien! xd

I'll let the judge decide that one! xd

I went to court last week. I'm innocent. blaugh

Yeah, there's no trial. I paid the judge off and he let me go with a 2 Pound fine. rofl

Well, Cliff. I specifically made this family tree for createds. I'll make a family tree featuring you soon. xd