A is for Ammunition, one of the simplest ways to remove minor "issues."
B is for Box, because we all know that it's not really "just a box."
C is for Calculus, which lets you to exactly calcuate all sorts of deadly machinations.
D is for Death, and Destruction... which causes us mayhem.
E is for Explosives, which massive amounts can fix ANY problem! ^_^
F is for Fire, which happens to be really, really fun!
G is for Guns, how can we be snipers without them?
H is for Hell, which is where we're all gonna go! (and rule, for that matter)
I is for Incendiaries, which are great for causing fires.
J is for hiJinx, which we're always up to.
L is for Lethal, which most things here are.
M is for Marbles, it's a slippery death for you!
N is for Noodles... Hey, you can kill anyone with anything if you try hard enough!
O is for Operation, and it's not the "safe" kind the doctor gives you.
P is for Painful, which is how we like our kills to be.
Q is for Questions, which we never ask after we shoot first.
R is for Rifle, which is the Sniper's weapon of choice.
S is for Stabby Time, which we all love to have.
T is for Time, which we will happily tear (with space) for the more thought out "fun."
U is for Ugly, because that's how the scene of the crime looks after we're done.
V is for Videos, which let us experience the kills (and thrills) over and over again.
W is for Work, which we all know is the most deadly thing out there.
X is for Xylophone, which you can beat over the head with to kill. ^_^
Y is for Yummy, which is how a certain type of flavored pie tastes.
Z is for Zoom, which helps the Sniper "reach out and touch someone."
-cough cough-
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