*Sits down at one of the many benches and adds extra sugar to my coffee* Welcome to the back patio, this is where we bring all of our customers who have had a little too much caffiene and have little or no control over their actions...but oddly just enough to keep our butts from getting banned. *nervous laugh* It's no big deal, we just need to keep you away from the general population. But please enjoy the espresso machine in the corner and our giant starbucks hot tub in the center of the patio *waves a hand to the giant styrofoam cup filled with Columbia's finest*