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Ah, yes, I suppose that since I'm talking about my birthday in here, this is a better place than any to do this...

*gets on knees*

Dear Jesus,

Sup? Look, I know you and I haven't been on great terms, what with me and my friends always taking potshots at your buddies down here about the whole "gay" thing, but I know that you're cool with it, so we good. Anyway, I know that you like to help people out sometimes, and since your buddy God doesn't listen to me anymore since I've been asking him for a lot lately, I figured I'd talk to you.

So, my birthday's in about 10 days. You know, next Thursday? I know you can't make my parents send any of my birthday presents up here, or even get someone around here to get me a card or sing Happy Birthday, but I have one thing you could do. If it's at all possible, could you make it snow the night before my birthday? Like, hard snow? Not enough to cancel class or anything, just a few inches of snow. You've got time to change the weather patterns a little, but I'd like some early snow so I can throw some snowballs at my own window and even enjoy the view the night before with a cup of cocoa.

I guess that's it. Good luck with the whole "moral Christian Republican" sex scandal thing that just came up, because one of your followers got caught with a male prostitute (again) and he's going to be taking your name in vain a whole love.

Love,
Ezzy

PS: Take off your shirt and get killed by Greg Kinnear. Mad props if you get that, Jesus!