As the crowd was silent but deadly on awaiting for the entrances, the ring crew were making sure on things for the main event of Wrestlemania 24. When all of a sudden-
AWW
AWW
SHAWN!

Sexy Boy began to play after about 20 seconds into the song HBK Shawn Michaels came out, half of his hair was gone for some reason as he came out. He danced all the way down to the middle of the ramp when he was about to drop to his knees when all of a sudden 9 PEOPLE END UP FALLING THROUGH THE GUARD RAIL! Shawn Michaels backed up a bit and got nervous as all of a sudden the fire works went off on the stage back forth in a streak. Shawn continued and walked down to the ring making a full round of the ring until all of a sudden he turned and saw a Bret Hart fan yelling " YOU SCREWED BRET! " with the sun glasses on, Shawn immediatly took them off the fan's head and he immediatly jumped the barricade, and HBK immediatly punched him back into the crowd as the security guards grabbed him in the crowd and went to throw them back onto the ring side floor when HBK immediatly punched him again sending him into the crowd again! HBK then continued making his round near the ring until all of a sudden A SPECIAL OLYMPIAN GOLD MEDALIST FALLS OVER THE BARRICADE! Shawn just looks at the kid and looks like he's mad with a touch of baldness on the side. He immediatly ran up the steps and stepped through the ropes and spun a few times before doing his posing taunt infront of the crowd, as security try to get rid of the special olympian. Shawn's theme slowly died down as the lights turned off into a dark blue look.

GONG!
GONG!
GONG!
GONG!
GONG! After about 20 really fast bells in a full 20 seconds, Undertaker slowly walked to the ring and stood at the stage. He slowly began to walk to the ring.
Jim Ross: He is ready as always, as he is 15 and 0 at Wrestlema- All of a sudden Undertaker falls forward over his coat.

King: He just fell on the ramp.

Undertaker rolled down the ramp and once he got near the ring he got up and slowly walked to the steps. He walked up them as fast as he can trying to forget about the fall. He got up to the top step and slowly raised his arms, and all of a sudden once he fully raised them the flames flew up into his face! Undertaker coughed a few times before walking onto the apron and stepping through the ropes, as his beard, eye lashes, eye brows, and all the hair in between are burnt off. He slowly took off his coat and then took off his hat, and looked at Shawn as the cameras showed him, and then showed the ring and at the third corner IS A GUY TRYING TO STREAK INFRONT OF THE CAMERA! But security grabbed him and immediatly pulled him but he fell forward onto his face because they grabbed him front behind! He slowly got up as they immediatly grab him again and he gets pulled completely out of the ring and picked up and thrown into the Special Olympian, the Bret Hart Fan, and the 9 other guys who fell through the guard rail, making their own Lucha Libre Planchas into 20 other people who just stand there.

Mean while Shawn and Taker are staring each other down, when there's actually no ref in the match. The bell is still rung however. Shawn immediatly throws punches at Taker, after about 30 punches and no selling to either one of them, Taker immediatly grabbed Shawn's throat and Shawn immediatly kicked him in the balls, Taker still no selled and immediatly raised Shawn into the air and he slipped behind Taker and drop kicked him in the a**, and then in the leg about 20 times. Taker STILL didn't sell the moves. Instead he turned and grabbed Shawn and threw him HARD into the turnbuckle which made Shawn flip over the ropes and land on the apron, Taker went for a boot but Shawn ducked under and Taker fell out of the ring and onto the floor. Taker set up and Shawn jumped up onto the second rope and hits the Asai Moonsault! But Taker catches him and throws him like a Rey Mysterio Lawn Dart into the same 11 guys that have been causing problems in the entrances and match! Undertaker then got in the ring and got onto the top rope, and jumped like Shane Mcmahon and HIT THE ELBOW ON ALL 12 GUYS WHO ARE STANDING! Taker just gets up and grabs Shawn and throws him over the barricade and Shawn FLIES through the ropes OUT the other side and hits the opposite barricade, Taker just staring after about 30 seconds which would have been a double count out (( Even with Shawn SOARIN' through the ropes because he never really touched the ring when he was inside. )) and Taker slowly stepped over the barricade and got into the ring as Shawn gets up and slides into the ring, Taker grabbed him and threw him into the turnbuckle again but guess what? THERE'S NO TURNBUCKLE FOR NO ******** REASON! and Shawn ran and fell forward off the ring and tumbled down the steps and continued rolling until he got to the barricade. Taker once again stared at Shawn.

He slowly walked to the steps and walked down and got to Shawn. He picked him up and put him on his shoulders and dropped him onto the apron and Shawn immediatly fell back and ends up over the barricade with the same 11 people. Taker slid into the ring and got onto the turnbuckle which appears all of a sudden for no reason, and well he just jumped off and did the same damn thing he did a few minutes ago! Taker got up and stepped over the barricade. He picked up Shawn and slid him face first going into the ring, but Shawn slid alll the way and fell face first out of the ring flew into the crowd on the opposite side. Guess what? TAKER DOES THE SAME MOVE AGAIN! And Taker gets up and lifted Shawn over the barricade and stepped over the barricade and got into the ring as Shawn did the same.

He lifted Shawn up and went to throw him into the turnbuckle but Shawn reverses and Taker hits the turnbuckle, Shawn ran towards Taker to do the Clothesline but Taker moves AND THE TURNBUCKLE DISAPPEARS AGAIN! Shawn fell off the ring and onto the floor hitting the steps with his head nearly killing himself. Shawn slowly got up as Taker grabbed his hair and pulled him via his hair onto the apron which for some reason the ropes appear again, and Taker lifts Shawn up but Shawn manuevers and lands behind Taker and immediatly runs to bounce off the ropes but THE ROPES ALSO DISAPPEAR and Shawn almost falls back and Taker immediatly went for a Boot which the ropes appear again and Shawn falls back onto the apron and slides into the ring and Taker gets off the ropes and walks forward as Shawn hits the Flying Forearm! Taker falls as Shawn knips up and walks to the ropes and immediatly went to climb the ropes but THEY DISAPPEAR and Shawn falls forward, and gets up and immediatly starts slamming his foot for the Super Kick.
Taker didn't get up until 20 stomps because no one knew what the hell was going on, and Taker KNIPS UP but falls back down because of the Sweet Chin Music! Shawn falls on Taker but NO REF! But instead UMAGA COMES BUSTING OUT AND RUNS AND SLIDES INTO THE RING AND STARTS HITTING SHAWN! He picks him up to his feet and SLAMS HIS THUMB INTO SHAWN'S THROAT and Shawn falls back, and his neck now has a huge hole with blood flowing out and Umaga slowly drags Shawn on the turnbuckle and sitting down. Umaga backed up to the opposite corner as all of a sudden he runs for the Hip Attack but THE ROPES DISAPPEAR AS HE GOES TO HIT IT! AND UMAGA FALLS BACK AND SLAMS HIS BACK AND HIS HEAD ON THE STEPS AND KNOCKS HIMSELF OUT!
Shawn doesn't know what the hell happened, and neither does Undertaker. Taker gets up slowly and drags Shawn to the middle of the ring and gets on him and puts his hands on his chest and goes for the cover! After about 20 minutes finally a ref comes down and counts! 1!.........................2!......................................3! DING DING DING!

Finkel (( At age 89 because the match was so ******** long and boring that Finkel actually turned old in a matter of 2 hours. )): YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH! THE U- but all of a sudden Finkel has a heart attack and the paramedics come to put him on a stretcher. Taker just looks around as he stands, the crowd also gained 39 years into their lives, as 1 lady who reached age 170 by now has set a record, and she fell forward trying to get up and SLAMS HARD INTO THE STEPS! PULLING OFF ANOTHER OWEN HART! And the PPV slowly fades to the black screen. END!