Hello all, I'm your "friendly" Vice Capitan Pix, bringing you all the rules that you will need for this here guild-like-thing.
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Welcome to the "Gaia Elite" guild! Here we are all for literates, and the best part is, you'll be among friends! (Maybe, You might hate all our guts..)
We have contests, polls, quest threads... and more!
Want to join? Great! Just send in an application form and if you seem litterate and nice, you'll be accepted.
Do NOT ask why you weren't accepted.
Rules
We have rules. Just like any other guild. Follow them and you'll have fun. Probably.
- Don't post in chatspeak. Ever. EVER.
- Dont over use emotions! i.e - i luv it heart heart heart gonk gonk scream domokun heart sweatdrop
- Don't flame anyone, unless they deserve it. Even then, try not to. Only I can do that DD:
- Be nice to the owners... If you're not, bad things might happen.
- Advertise. Okay? Good.
- Be literate. Chatspeak = Death.
- Don't beg. Ask politely. "PLZ PLZ PLZZZZZ GIVE ME 126K!!" < "I'm questing for a Ducky Hat, would anyone be able to help? Thank you!"
- Please dont ask to be crew.
- You must be active.
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Now for what will undoubtably happen if you do not follow these rather simple rules.
I will shove an apple so far up your a** that you will grow a ******** tree out of your bowels. Why an apple you ask? Well because I am eating an apple, therefore it is the closest thing near me, and I'm far too lazy to go find something much more painful, say a PINEapple.
Well, there is the keyboard, but that going up your a** is not exactly a pleasant thought. I tend to use it a lot.
If that does not deter you from your lawless ways, then hopefully the threat of FAT PORN on your profile will help.
Think so?
Kthnx.
Love, Pix.
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Welcome to the "Gaia Elite" guild! Here we are all for literates, and the best part is, you'll be among friends! (Maybe, You might hate all our guts..)
We have contests, polls, quest threads... and more!
Want to join? Great! Just send in an application form and if you seem litterate and nice, you'll be accepted.
Do NOT ask why you weren't accepted.
Rules
We have rules. Just like any other guild. Follow them and you'll have fun. Probably.
Rules
- Don't post in chatspeak. Ever. EVER.
- Dont over use emotions! i.e - i luv it heart heart heart gonk gonk scream domokun heart sweatdrop
- Don't flame anyone, unless they deserve it. Even then, try not to. Only I can do that DD:
- Be nice to the owners... If you're not, bad things might happen.
- Advertise. Okay? Good.
- Be literate. Chatspeak = Death.
- Don't beg. Ask politely. "PLZ PLZ PLZZZZZ GIVE ME 126K!!" < "I'm questing for a Ducky Hat, would anyone be able to help? Thank you!"
- Please dont ask to be crew.
- You must be active.
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Now for what will undoubtably happen if you do not follow these rather simple rules.
I will shove an apple so far up your a** that you will grow a ******** tree out of your bowels. Why an apple you ask? Well because I am eating an apple, therefore it is the closest thing near me, and I'm far too lazy to go find something much more painful, say a PINEapple.
Well, there is the keyboard, but that going up your a** is not exactly a pleasant thought. I tend to use it a lot.
If that does not deter you from your lawless ways, then hopefully the threat of FAT PORN on your profile will help.
Think so?
Kthnx.
Love, Pix.