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Standard issue, a loosely regulated RP with a lab full of mysterious substances, transformative tinctures, and genetic experiments, guarenteed to at some point touch upon at least two of our three guild subjects. This one, however, has a special twist.

Everyone in the RP must be attired in a way that is flirty, coy, revealing, or otherwise sexually provocative. 3nodding

*mixes a vial of blue fluid and a vial of orange fluid*

*...wearing only an unbuttoned lab coat, cosmetic glasses, and a set of silken undies*

*stretches langerously, throwing back his silky brown hair*

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"Oh, it's an expiramental and highly dangerous serum composed of manufactured hormones and futuristic-sounding-prefix-enzymes. It allows for enhanced elasticity of the digestive track and jaw, as well as slowed metabolism, increased digestion speed, and the rapid conversion of glycogen into lipid tissue. I figure it might be useful in livestock or future movie critics. It's still got oodles of side effects, like mild hallucinations, skin discoloration, and induced Showtunes Tourettes."

*strokes his chin thoughtfully and sucks on a pen*

"Anyway, I'm just going to set it down here, next to the practically identical beakers I'm using to boil water for hot drink and cook up some ramen. By the way, could you hand me the questionable-clean stirring rod from the uranium tank and that vial I used to store mysterious bubbling goo from a meteorite, that I probably havent' cleaned out properly?"

"Oh well, mop it up as well as you can. I'm sure it won't have any dramatic, DNA-altering effects.

"not necisarily. Not all radiation levels can induce malignent tumors, and if you get a small mutation in a gamede cell that may lead to a plus mutation. There's also no way of telling how the radition will react with extraterrestrial compounds and madeupsubstancesite ore from the meteroite."

I waddle in wearing only a lab coat and glasses. I sit my fatness down at a table and resume my work. "Mix 3 parts to 5 parts and heat then stir.... Red is good.. Wait or was red bad..." The mixture takes on a ruby color and begins to fume. The red smoke builds and surrounds me. "Cough cough... Ugg what the hell?!" The smoke disperses and I emerge weighing over 1,000 pounds but still standing!

I look over myself in awe "I don't....I don't know! I was just trying to make a a new skin lotion and the boom!" I look over and another plume of the smoke still hung in the air lazily making it's way towards me. I try to escape it but my new form, despite the ability to walk and stand, was not very agile and I was again pulled into it's vapors. "Help! It's not going away this time! I can't stop growing!" I had become unable to move now and was stuck breathing in the entire cloud. Pounds poured onto my body until finally I had inhaled the entire cloud. Weighing now at least 5 tons, I still seemed to retain my ability to stand and walk but not very quickly at all. I waddle my girth towards Fuzzy until my belly hits him. "Help me!!"

*is cold-clocked and knocked to the floor by her huge belly. Lies unconcious, sprayled in a sexually suggestive position*

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