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 Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:36 am
Your momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 2:50 am
Yo Momma is so stupid she runs windows vista!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:27 am
Your mamas so fat, when she puts on a black bathing suit and jumps in the pool, people start yelling oil spill!
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:49 pm
Your Mamma is so Ugly she got arrested for domestic disturbance
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:13 am
Your momma's so old when she was at school there was no such thing as history.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:30 pm
yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!!
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:19 pm
you mama's so fat, when she went out in high heels, she came back in flats
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:47 pm
you mama is also so fat, that when she went in an elevator, and pushed up, she went down!
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:29 pm
Yo momma's so fat she stepped on the scale and it read: 'to be continued...'
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:51 pm
your moma so stupid she got up this morning and said i got the power
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:00 am
Yo mama's so hairy, the only language she can speak is WOOKIE.
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